Shaving

#4
Does anyone know where it states a soldier must shave every morning?
You don't really think you're going to win that one do you? hahahahahahahahahahahahah
 
#5
The end of a JNCO's cane.

Queens Regulations.

5.366.

a. Hair

(1) Males. The hair of the head is to be kept well cut and trimmed, except where authority has been granted otherwise on religious grounds; style and colour (if not natural) is not to be of an exaggerated nature. If a moustache is worn, it is to be trimmed and not below the line of the lower lip. Beards and whiskers are only to be worn with authority, which will usually be granted only on medical or religious grounds, or where tradition permits. The appearance of the beard and whiskers is to be neat and tidy.
 
#6
Because this man asks ever so nicely

 
#8
Because this man asks ever so nicely
As said when the Regimental Scarey Man says do it.........Remember seeing a WRAC getting charged for not shaving once, saying that her Tache was much better than I've ever grown.
 
#9
You could always become a Sikh.
 

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#10
just have your face waxed once a month - simples
 
#11
Because this man asks ever so nicely
They built 'em solid in them days!

As said when the Regimental Scarey Man says do it.........Remember seeing a WRAC getting charged for not shaving once, saying that her Tache was much better than I've ever grown.
Probably an urban myth, but I was told there was a CSgt at RMAS who when teaching WOCdts to mark time used to call out, "lift them skirts, ladies, lift them skirts!" One morning they did & he was flashed by a whole platoon who had gone Commando.

Without missing a breath or a pace the cry went up, "I see no cunt's shaved this morning!"
 
#12
The end of a JNCO's cane.

Queens Regulations.

5.366.

a. Hair

(1) Males. The hair of the head is to be kept well cut and trimmed, except where authority has been granted otherwise on religious grounds; style and colour (if not natural) is not to be of an exaggerated nature. If a moustache is worn, it is to be trimmed and not below the line of the lower lip. Beards and whiskers are only to be worn with authority, which will usually be granted only on medical or religious grounds, or where tradition permits. The appearance of the beard and whiskers is to be neat and tidy.
So where does it say you have to shave in the morning?

Hope the operation went well mate.
 
#14
So where does it say you have to shave in the morning?

Hope the operation went well mate.
I refer the honourable member to my post about a shouty man, BECAUSE I FUCKING SAY YOU SHAVE YOU FUCKING 'ORRIBLE MAN
 
#15
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I refer the honourable member to my post about a shouty man, BECAUSE I FUCKING SAY YOU SHAVE YOU FUCKING 'ORRIBLE MAN
Now get him away, DUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDACDUFDAC...
 
#17
I was once told and am not sure if it was true, the reason that the Army liked you clean shaven was because if you had a full set the respirator could not create a seal, and therefore letting in nasty NBC stuff.
 
#18
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now get him away, dufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdac...
mark timer,.. Dufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdacdufdac
 
#19
I once tested the theory that you are allowed to smoke a pipe whilst walking around in uniform. The SSM was very understanding and said he had heard that too. "Can i have a look at the pipe Cpl t_s", " A pleasure sir!......... smash stamp stamp stamp......."YOU GIPPING CUNT, GET A FUCKING GRIP, NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH PRINCESS".
 
#20
I once tested the theory that you are allowed to smoke a pipe whilst walking around in uniform. The SSM was very understanding and said he had heard that too. "Can i have a look at the pipe Cpl t_s", " A pleasure sir!......... smash stamp stamp stamp......."YOU GIPPING CUNT, GET A FUCKING GRIP, NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH PRINCESS".
Told to me by a Jackets LE Lt Col (who had a striking resemblence to Bruce Forsyth). His boys all bought pipes for use on loaded marches. Only problem was they filled them with rolling tobacco which burnt out very quickly & left some very green Rfn.
 

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