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Shaving your chest - suspect?

#1
My chest's been itching and bugging me - little bit of prickly heat rash, although I think once you notice it the scratching makes it worse. Plus there was a bit of grey in there - not welcome.

So last night, quiet moment, I ran the clippers over it and gave it a quick shave.

It looks really, really, odd. a) I didn't appreciate I had downward facing nipples. b) I didn't realise how little muscle I had high up on the chest. Stripped to the waist I keep pulling me eyes to slits and saying into the mirror, "Konichiwa".

Am I on a downward spiral, or is this fair enough?
 
#8
archer said:
Off to see Mama Mia later on are we? :D
Oh and btw I shave my chest, turns on the women faster than a £50 note :oops: :roll:
You mean it turns on 15 year olds you Nonce!

Real women like a chest you can clean your gas parts with!
 
#12
Closet_Jibber said:
archer said:
Off to see Mama Mia later on are we? :D
Oh and btw I shave my chest, turns on the women faster than a £50 note :oops: :roll:
You mean it turns on 15 year olds you Nonce!

Real women like a chest you can clean your gas parts with!
Sorry mate,

All mine have been over 20 so can't be a nonce.
 
#13
its not gay if you get rid of chest hair with a blowtorch,but if done any other way then i,m sorry...............your a gay wnacker!
 

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#16
gobbyidiot said:
Am I on a downward spiral, or is this fair enough?

See Larry Grayson mincing through Brighton, hand in hand with Michael Barrymore, dressed head to toe in pink taffeta?

That’s you that is.
 
#19
Downward spiral begins when you start growing manboobs. I know a Flight Sgt who has a pair like Jane Mansfield, with nipples that jog up and down when he does.

Mind you he still straps a Fairburn Sykes to his thigh in the hope that it will draw attention away from his ample, best in squadron, paps.
 

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