My chest's been itching and bugging me - little bit of prickly heat rash, although I think once you notice it the scratching makes it worse. Plus there was a bit of grey in there - not welcome. So last night, quiet moment, I ran the clippers over it and gave it a quick shave. It looks really, really, odd. a) I didn't appreciate I had downward facing nipples. b) I didn't realise how little muscle I had high up on the chest. Stripped to the waist I keep pulling me eyes to slits and saying into the mirror, "Konichiwa". Am I on a downward spiral, or is this fair enough?