Shaved Monkey

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_guru, Feb 26, 2007.

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  1. From today's Scum.

    Maybe this should go in the "stupid things that you have done" thread.

    Marks out of 10 fellas?
  2. not a bad set of norks she has there:):)

    its moral boosting:):)

    and if she had undies on, then they must have been pulled up inside her:)cos shes got nowt on down there!!(even better)

    nice to see a normal bit of stuff ready for drill(or drilling:)
  3. Well marks out of 2 I'd definately give her one!!!! :thumright:
  4. Nice set!

    I wonder where the Sun picked up the phrase "Interview without coffee"? Any guesses?
  5. Dare I say it? I'd give 'er......nah!

    What was the dopey trollope thinking?

    I suppose she thought her caring, loving boyfriend would keep it to himself as a treasured momento.......heh!!!

    But then again, doesn't The Sun actually pay out for these photos, in which case she should have know better?

    Monkey or not, squaddies are squaddies. If he reads these pages, maybe he'd be good enough to post some more so we can get a fuller picture.
  6. fuller picture.

    i was dissapointed at the same lack of scroll ability:)
  7. I'll bet the lot was on show in the original. I also suspect the poster has seen it hence the thread title.
  8. How many extra's has that cost her :yawnstretch:
  9. Or she suffers from excess facial hair.
  10. And there's me thinking this thread was about Babbeo Bush.

    Mind you, not a bad piece of flange (for a Monkey).

  11. What a pair of t1ts.

    Which is what I used to generally say about any passing Landrover with a blue lamp on top.
  12. I'm Not seeing evidence of knickers
  13. How do you innocently email a naked picture of your bird to a pal?
  14. Well, actually no, I haven't seen the picture in full. The fact that I have been out for a couple of years now, means that my access to DII is zilch. I just thought it would be a catchy title.
  15. As opposed to 'Monkey bares all but not quite all'.