JeebusAs you get older SHARTing is a way of life, if you don’t eat and drink anything that affects your bowels, your diet would consist of lettuce and water and even lettuce can induce jippy tum after prolonged exposure!
you might as well face it, over 50, you is gonna shart a lot!
If you’re not Sharting on a regular basis you is definitely missing out. Nothing compares to forgetting you’re not 21 again and the an@l ring retention of Hercules, farting like a 21 hand dray horse, only to discover that the once tight sphincter has failed to retain anything and you have laid down the log in ya undercrackers!Jeebus
I feel like I am missing out on something