shark attack

#1
ref, the poor bloke killed in the shark attack, apparentley he didn't suffer too long,
he was only married 10 days.
 
#3
He? And ten friggin bollocking letters.
 
#5
Phew! And ten fucking letters.
 

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#9
(/Wah shield) A Freudian slip is saying something that you truly think, but would never say in public, and accidentally let slip without thinking.

For example:

You want to tell your "wife" to be careful as the floor is slippery, but instead of saying "be careful pet, the floor is a little slippery" you accidentally say "be careful pet as I really want to suck a huge black cock until it fills my mouth with cum".

Comprende?

Edited to add: (Wah shield back on).
 
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Or the old favourite - "I made a bit of a Freudian slip over dinner with the wife...I meant to ask her to pass the salt and instead I shouted out that she was an evil scheming bitch and had ruined my life!"
 
#12
Or the old favourite - "I made a bit of a Freudian slip over dinner with the wife...I meant to ask her to pass the salt and instead I shouted out that she was an evil scheming bitch and had ruined my life!"
i told my wife that was Tourette's
 
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