shark attack

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by sapper826, Aug 28, 2011.

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  1. ref, the poor bloke killed in the shark attack, apparentley he didn't suffer too long,
    he was only married 10 days.
     
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  2. Haha, awesome joke. Just told my missus and he twatted me.
     
  3. He? And ten friggin bollocking letters.
     
  4. Ooops ! SHE!!
     
  5. Phew! And ten fucking letters.
     
  6. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Damn these freudian slips!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Yeah, the lace hem keeps chafing my knees.
     
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  8. I have no idea what a Freudian slip is, but it sounds pretty cool.
     
  9. (/Wah shield) A Freudian slip is saying something that you truly think, but would never say in public, and accidentally let slip without thinking.

    For example:

    You want to tell your "wife" to be careful as the floor is slippery, but instead of saying "be careful pet, the floor is a little slippery" you accidentally say "be careful pet as I really want to suck a huge black cock until it fills my mouth with cum".

    Comprende?

    Edited to add: (Wah shield back on).
     
  10. Oh right, I get it now!
     
  11. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Or the old favourite - "I made a bit of a Freudian slip over dinner with the wife...I meant to ask her to pass the salt and instead I shouted out that she was an evil scheming bitch and had ruined my life!"
     
  12. i told my wife that was Tourette's