sharing a couple...

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Troy, Jan 15, 2011.

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  1. Just to share a couple of tweets that came my way...

    Was shagging a bird the other night, n she said "don't put it up my arse!"
    I had to explain it's traditional for the person with the knife to make those decisions!
    I was sat opposite this really fit Thai bird on the train and i thought to myself please don't get an erection please don't get an erection but she did
    ‎3 office girls, in a lift, notice a stain on the wall. The redhead says "That looks like cum!" The brunette sniffs it & says "Smells like cum too!" The blonde licks it & says "Well, it's nobody from our office!!"
    What a load of bollocks it is about women multi tasking. . . I just told the wife to sit down & shut up. . . Can she do it? . . . Can she fuck!
    I can't wait till Elton John's kid discovers porn and realises sucking a cock isn't breastfeeding !!
  2. LOL these are collections of pretty dirty jokes, its quite obvious! The number 3 joke made me laugh. Therefore, I can conclude that the last girl had tried all of the boys within their office!
  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Nothing gets past you does it trigger ?
  4. Cheers cutaway,... now i pissed my keks
  5. Good stuff, lmao.