sharing a couple...

#1
Just to share a couple of tweets that came my way...

Was shagging a bird the other night, n she said "don't put it up my arse!"
I had to explain it's traditional for the person with the knife to make those decisions!
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I was sat opposite this really fit Thai bird on the train and i thought to myself please don't get an erection please don't get an erection but she did
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‎3 office girls, in a lift, notice a stain on the wall. The redhead says "That looks like cum!" The brunette sniffs it & says "Smells like cum too!" The blonde licks it & says "Well, it's nobody from our office!!"
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What a load of bollocks it is about women multi tasking. . . I just told the wife to sit down & shut up. . . Can she do it? . . . Can she fuck!
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I can't wait till Elton John's kid discovers porn and realises sucking a cock isn't breastfeeding !!
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#2
LOL these are collections of pretty dirty jokes, its quite obvious! The number 3 joke made me laugh. Therefore, I can conclude that the last girl had tried all of the boys within their office!
 

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sac_ryans said:
LOL these are collections of pretty dirty jokes, its quite obvious! The number 3 joke made me laugh. Therefore, I can conclude that the last girl had tried all of the boys within their office!
Nothing gets past you does it trigger ?
 

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