Shape

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Irock, Nov 3, 2009.

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  1. Which shape do you prefer on a lady, the u or v? Which one looks most appealing, and why? :)
     
  2. hole.
     
  3. You have to answer the question.
     
  4. Hole shaped.
     
  5. Yawn...... I thought this was going to be about the Supreme Headquarters. I used to live there!
     
  6. what the fuck is a U or V shape
     
  7. Me too, and you could have described it as a hole :lol:
     
  8. You have to feck off.
     
  9. More Supreme Hindquarters methinks............
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    As a gay member of ARRSE I find that offensive you homophobic fuking Nazi.

    Your sort make me sick.
     
  11. What he said! I'd say I was more of an 8-shape...
     
  12. As the great great nephew of Ernst Röhm, I'm outraged that you suggest that Nazis are homophobic.

    Your sort really get my goat!
     
  13. I thought Sean Bean had made a new series...
     
  14. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Easy enough:

    Act 1: 'Get oop ye lazy bastards' 'It's grim oop north despite me supposedly being from London' 'Ee oop Pat' etc......

    Act 2: Get a kicking from a suspiciously foppish and un-hard looking thesp. Be saved by Harper 'Ee oop Pat' etc.

    Act 3: Fight off a French divisional column (consisting of 25 blokes) with your rifle coy (consisting of 8 blokes).

    Job's a good un.
     
  15. You forgot:

    Act 4: Token posh totty fancies Sharpe, flutters her lashes at him 'Ee oop lass, I'm a married man'. Later, 'Oh you've saved me Captain/Major/Colonel Sharpe, however may I thank you?' Get inside me tent lass an' I'll show thee...

    End credits.