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#5
Yawn...... I thought this was going to be about the Supreme Headquarters. I used to live there!
 
#7
Queensman said:
Yawn...... I thought this was going to be about the Supreme Headquarters. I used to live there!
Me too, and you could have described it as a hole :lol:
 

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#10
Irock said:
Which shape do you prefer on a lady, the u or v? Which one looks most appealing, and why? :)
As a gay member of ARRSE I find that offensive you homophobic fuking Nazi.

Your sort make me sick.
 
#11
butters said:
what the * is a U or V shape
What he said! I'd say I was more of an 8-shape...
 
#12
TheIronDuke said:
Irock said:
Which shape do you prefer on a lady, the u or v? Which one looks most appealing, and why? :)
As a gay member of ARRSE I find that offensive you homophobic fuking Nazi.

Your sort make me sick.
As the great great nephew of Ernst Röhm, I'm outraged that you suggest that Nazis are homophobic.

Your sort really get my goat!
 

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#14
BarkingSpider said:
I thought Sean Bean had made a new series...
Easy enough:

Act 1: 'Get oop ye lazy bastards' 'It's grim oop north despite me supposedly being from London' 'Ee oop Pat' etc......

Act 2: Get a kicking from a suspiciously foppish and un-hard looking thesp. Be saved by Harper 'Ee oop Pat' etc.

Act 3: Fight off a French divisional column (consisting of 25 blokes) with your rifle coy (consisting of 8 blokes).

Job's a good un.
 
#15
Sixty said:
BarkingSpider said:
I thought Sean Bean had made a new series...
Easy enough:

Act 1: 'Get oop ye lazy bastards' 'It's grim oop north despite me supposedly being from London' 'Ee oop Pat' etc......

Act 2: Get a kicking from a suspiciously foppish and un-hard looking thesp. Be saved by Harper 'Ee oop Pat' etc.

Act 3: Fight off a French divisional column (consisting of 25 blokes) with your rifle coy (consisting of 8 blokes).

Job's a good un.
You forgot:

Act 4: Token posh totty fancies Sharpe, flutters her lashes at him 'Ee oop lass, I'm a married man'. Later, 'Oh you've saved me Captain/Major/Colonel Sharpe, however may I thank you?' Get inside me tent lass an' I'll show thee...

End credits.
 

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#17
Tartan_Terrier said:
TheIronDuke said:
Irock said:
Which shape do you prefer on a lady, the u or v? Which one looks most appealing, and why? :)
As a gay member of ARRSE I find that offensive you homophobic fuking Nazi.

Your sort make me sick.
As the great great nephew of Ernst Röhm, I'm outraged that you suggest that Nazis are homophobic.

Your sort really get my goat!
Please accept my unreserved apology, I am so sorry if I have given offence in any way.

Ernst was a lovely lad, and kind to his dear old Mum. Had he had a decent gat under the pillow when he was doing that 16 year old Stormtrooper, the world may very well be a better place.

But he didnt.

So we are left defending ourselves against the Forces of Darkness.

Like the homophobic Nazi cunt who started this homophobic hread.

If Ernst had had an adequate hairdresser, how different the world would be.
 

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