Shameless Bitch Mensch reveals her true colours

#1
Would you fucking believe it? Louise Mensch, the wicked witch of the right, is now showing her true colours.

BBC News - Tory MP Louise Mensch launches rival to Twitter

6 weeks or so after publically lambasting Twitter (BBC News - Mensch berates 'immoral' Twitter users over abuse), she's now, by strange and bizarre coincidence launching her own 'Microblogging site'

Tory MP Louise Mensch launches rival to Twitter



Louise Mensch insists the new site's name is not a pun on her surname
The site's name? Menshn (pronounced: ~ egotistic bitch)

Conservative MP Louise Mensch has launched a microblogging site to rival Twitter.
Ms Mensch is a prolific Twitter user with almost 60,000 followers but said she has grown "frustrated" with it.
Frustrated in it not talking about her all the time I suspect :roll:

The new site has had a largely hostile reaction from Twitter users so far, with some accusing Ms Mensch of vanity and predicting that the site will flop.
I reckon that's a given

Users who type "menschn.com" into web browsers are currently being redirected to the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament site.
A good start I see

Blimey, what next for publicity hungry Mensch?
 
#2
Mensch launched the US-only social network, the almost eponymous Menshn.com, on Tuesday as a topic-based site allowing people to debate by subject rather than monitor a stream of often divergent tweets
Wow. She's invented the internet forum.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#3
I still would though!
 
#5
Where do I sign up. Hopefully she'll be on there and putting naked photos of herself in the Louise lady thread NSFW (no gsh shots) thread.
 
#8
Louise Mensch responds to allegations from investigative journalist | Research | PoliticsHome

Louise Mensch responds to allegations from investigative journalist




On 19 July, as part of the CMS Select Committee, I questioned Rupert and James Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks on phone hacking at the News of the World.

I also focussed questions on whether hacking and blagging was, in fact, widespread throughout Fleet Street.

On 22 July I received the following email, which I reprint here in full and respond to below:

Dear Mrs Mensch

We are informing you that we have come into possession of the following information, about yourself, and would like to ask you for any comments, before we publish this information.

1. Whilst working at EMI, in the 1990s, you took drugs with Nigel Kennedy at Ronnie Scott's in Birmingham, including dancing on a dance floor, whilst drunk, with Mr Kennedy, in front of journalists. Photos of this exist.

2. Whilst working at EMI, in the 1990s, you wrote a novel, of a sexual nature, on your work computer, during working hours, and that it was this that caused EMI to terminate your employment. Correspondence of this exists.

3. The resultant novel included derogatory references to a driver called Roger, a character you based on Roger Lewis, your then line manager, Managing Director at EMI, who is now Group Chief Executive of Welsh Rugby Union.

We look forward to hearing from you.

With thanks

David Jones Investigative Journalists
###

My response to the allegations is as follows:

1. Although I do not remember the specific incident, this sounds highly probable. I thoroughly enjoyed working with Nigel Kennedy, whom I remember with affection. Additionally, since I was in my twenties, I'm sure it was not the only incident of the kind; we all do idiotic things when young. I am not a very good dancer and must apologise to any and all journalists who were forced to watch me dance that night at Ronnie Scott's.

2. Writing the first few chapters of Career Girls on my EMI computer is quite correct. However, it was all done after work hours. It was also not why I was fired by EMI. "Leaving work early" and “missing the odd day at work” along with "inappropriate dress" were the reasons quoted to me.

3. “Career Girls” was my first novel. I used the names of many real people I knew for minor characters, such as journalists, chauffeurs, bankers, and so forth. Roger Lewis was probably amongst them, as were (off the top of my head) Therese Coffey MP, now my colleague on the Select Committee, Jeremy Quin, Damian Hinds MP, Maurice Oberstein, Rod Clayton, James Robertson, and many more. None of them have ever complained about my using their names in this way.

I would also like to note that I am thrilled that Roger is now the Group Chief Executive of the Welsh Rugby Union. So many other co-workers from my music business days in the 90s have not found as exciting second careers.
 
#10
Damn I thought it was going to be a thread about her colourful tattoos in intimate places and erotic piercings. No such luck.
 
#12
Bushmills said:
2. Writing the first few chapters of Career Girls on my EMI computer is quite correct. However, it was all done after work hours. It was also not why I was fired by EMI. "Leaving work early" and “missing the odd day at work” along with "inappropriate dress" were the reasons quoted to me.
So she admits being a lazy, shirking slapper then?

A thoroughly decent grounding for becoming an MP then?
 
#14
I quite like those answers, leaves no room for being, as Hillary Clinton so delicately phrased it, Mis-spoken.

She took drugs when she was younger and slacked off in a job she was bored at and whilst there, made a start on her preferred career. Pick the bones out of that one Mr investigative journo prick . Oh and yes I would, anyone aware of any other fuckable MP's ?
 
#16
I'd like to see her face when she has a really awkward shit !
 
#17
So she admits being a lazy, shirking slapper then?

A thoroughly decent grounding for becoming an MP then?
I thought those were standard entry requirements for a parliamentarian.

But I'd still do her until her toes curled.
 

Alsacien

MIA
Moderator
#18
She is married to the manager of Metallica, so no drugs there then.
She is a smart lady, however she used to be in the Labour party, and a confessed admirer of Tony Blair kind of spoils the whole picture for me.....
 
#19
On behalf of folks here , I have undertaken some gruelling research this afternoon pro bono (no not the cunt from U2). Long story short, its Louise mensch and Luciana Berger.

There maybe a couple of others worth banging at a stretch. Check it out for yourselves: http://sexymp.co.uk/

I'm away to imagine Louise and Luciana thrashing out some points of order with each other, maybe to do with defence , who knows . Either way, they will both be covered in sweat and its going to involve double enders, cheers
 
#20
I quite like those answers, leaves no room for being, as Hillary Clinton so delicately phrased it, Mis-spoken.

She took drugs when she was younger and slacked off in a job she was bored at and whilst there, made a start on her preferred career. Pick the bones out of that one Mr investigative journo prick . Oh and yes I would, anyone aware of any other fuckable MP's ?
Two from here . .

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Far Left (visually speaking not her views)

Charlotte Leslie Has the look of a YF yelper about her. Nice chebs






In the centre (obviously after David Camerons heart)

Nicola Blackwood I reckon a bit of pissing and deffo ATM


 
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