I don't know about you, but this time of year always brings out the worst in me. It's around this festive time I commit my worst social offences. Most of us in the NAAFI are hard-nosed, poorly-adjusted folk who are seemingly immune to social embarrassment. But we've all been there. That moment when you genuinely want the ground to swallow you up, and no amount of cock windmilling, Herrick big timing, or pint-glass-pissing is going to get you out of it. So, tell us a dit. One which caused you or the people around you horrific embarrassment. We can all read this on the 01/01/13 and feel a slight relief that we didn't do anything THAT bad.