Shake that mahoosive ass

Imagine the sweaty, undiscovered delights hiding under those rolls! MMMmmmm, roll-jam!
I've just experienced a new sensation....

I've never felt sea sick at home before :pale: :puker:


War Hero
Oh. My. God.
Yeah but ten pints of "stella act a twat" later and wha hey....... :numberone:

Just think of the sweatty,musky, fishy,cheesy.....

:pukel: :tp:

"Lemon for the fish or pickle for the cheese?"


10 pint and i would have put them out of their missery with my fist :threaten:
When they where dead tough :headbang: i would.

BTW: Does anybody know where i can get a decent rape kit these days?
Mine is a bit w(h)orn-out.
And not that Webtex shoite
yes yes yes............................ finished.
Who needs a handbag when you can pop everything you own into that crack? You may have trouble finding it again ("Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I seem to have dropped my laptop down my crack. Would you be so kind as to pop your head in there and have a look for it for me, only I can't quite reach around?")


War Hero
Bet they don't go swimming in the sea when there's a Japanese trawler about.



War Hero
Must be like sh@gging a Vietnamese pot belly pig - not that I'm talking from experience eh.

The_0ne said:
Im afraid my knob isnt big enough to go beyond the cellulite

Mine tried to disappear back inside me when I witnessed that.

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