Shake that mahoosive ass

#4
Imagine the sweaty, undiscovered delights hiding under those rolls! MMMmmmm, roll-jam!
 
#7
I've just experienced a new sensation....



I've never felt sea sick at home before :pale: :puker:
 
#10
Oh. My. God.
 
#12
Yeah but ten pints of "stella act a twat" later and wha hey....... :numberone:

Just think of the sweatty,musky, fishy,cheesy.....

:pukel: :tp:


"Lemon for the fish or pickle for the cheese?"
 
#13
10 pint and i would have put them out of their missery with my fist :threaten:
When they where dead tough :headbang: i would.

BTW: Does anybody know where i can get a decent rape kit these days?
Mine is a bit w(h)orn-out.
And not that Webtex shoite
 
#14
yes yes yes............................ finished.
 
#15
Who needs a handbag when you can pop everything you own into that crack? You may have trouble finding it again ("Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I seem to have dropped my laptop down my crack. Would you be so kind as to pop your head in there and have a look for it for me, only I can't quite reach around?")
 
#17
Bet they don't go swimming in the sea when there's a Japanese trawler about.

BT.
 
#18
Must be like sh@gging a Vietnamese pot belly pig - not that I'm talking from experience eh.

BT.
 
#19
The_0ne said:
Im afraid my knob isnt big enough to go beyond the cellulite
Mine tried to disappear back inside me when I witnessed that.
 

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