Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_0ne, Mar 15, 2007.
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Oh my god
That is just not a clever look. As they say ........ wrong on so many levels!
Imagine the sweaty, undiscovered delights hiding under those rolls! MMMmmmm, roll-jam!
Anyone notice the nice plant in the background
Come on then own up, how many pints to hit it
The one.You would'nt,Would you???
I've just experienced a new sensation....
I've never felt sea sick at home before
Im afraid my knob isnt big enough to go beyond the cellulite
Bout time the misses went out and earned her keep What do mean fat, she's lost a shit load of weight
Oh. My. God.
And it would be like humping a (stagnant) water bed
Yeah but ten pints of "stella act a twat" later and wha hey.......
Just think of the sweatty,musky, fishy,cheesy.....
"Lemon for the fish or pickle for the cheese?"
10 pint and i would have put them out of their missery with my fist
When they where dead tough i would.
BTW: Does anybody know where i can get a decent rape kit these days?
Mine is a bit w(h)orn-out.
And not that Webtex shoite
yes yes yes............................ finished.
Who needs a handbag when you can pop everything you own into that crack? You may have trouble finding it again ("Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I seem to have dropped my laptop down my crack. Would you be so kind as to pop your head in there and have a look for it for me, only I can't quite reach around?")
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