Shagging

#1
Was shagging a bird the other night , and she said "dont put it up my arse!" I had to explain its tradional for the person holding the knife to make those decisions!
 
#3
I tried my new chat up line in a bar in Barnstable, do you shag on the first night? she said no, but i will suck your dick!!!!!
 
#4
Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the sake of the the relationship. Men say "Big fucking deal, try faking a relationship just for the shag"
 
#6
It got passionate and she said.."Fuck me in the shithole."

No fucking way was I driving all the way to Liverpool.
 
#8
I tried my new chat up line in a bar in Barnstable, do you shag on the first night? she said no, but i will suck your dick!
That wasn't funny or original in Feb, what makes you think it is now?
 
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