Shagging

Seahag

Swinger
Was shagging a bird the other night , and she said "dont put it up my arse!" I had to explain its tradional for the person holding the knife to make those decisions!
 

zulusix

Old-Salt
I tried my new chat up line in a bar in Barnstable, do you shag on the first night? she said no, but i will suck your dick!!!!!
 
Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the sake of the the relationship. Men say "Big ******* deal, try faking a relationship just for the shag"
 
It got passionate and she said.."**** me in the shithole."

No ******* way was I driving all the way to Liverpool.
 

zulusix

Old-Salt
I see Moodybitch is living up to the name then
 
I tried my new chat up line in a bar in Barnstable, do you shag on the first night? she said no, but i will suck your dick!

That wasn't funny or original in Feb, what makes you think it is now?
 
I tried my new chat up line in a bar in Barnstable, do you shag on the first night? she said no, but i will suck your dick!

Are you some sort of ******* retard, or are you reiterating the joke because you loved it so much!
 

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