Shagging the wives of serving officers

#1
If a serving member of the Armed Forces slept with the wife of another serving member of the Armed Forces, would they face any professional or personal consequences? I'm think particularly of a General sleeping with a Brigadier's wife.
 
#5
I've fucked a Navy Lt commanders wife, an ex RSMs wife and an environmental techs wife.

I didn't get struck down by lightening, but then I didn't get caught.

The rule is as long as its not your own capbadge all is fair game

My only regret... not having "You've been visited by the Royal Marines" stickers to leave in various places
 
#7
I've fucked a Navy Lt commanders wife, an ex RSMs wife and an environmental techs wife.

I didn't get struck down by lightening, but then I didn't get caught.

The rule is as long as its not your own capbadge all is fair game

My only regret... not having "You've been visited by the Royal Marines" stickers to leave in various places
I believe the stickers say 'I've met the Royal Marines' with a cheeky little green hatted fellow grinning away. There's 6 of them on the back of your mum's headboard.
 
#8
Business as usual, being ragged to fuck by a bit of rough whenever she likes, is one of the few official perks granted to officers wives. It's supposed to be done discretely, not over a shopping trolly in the NAAFI car park and not near the twitching curtains of the officers patch. The garrison riding school is often a popular venue, most horses now prefer the taste of hay with a few condoms mixed in.

I did get sent down to the Falklands twice at short notice after being discovered in similar indiscretions, that made the hierarchy feel a bit better about it, until they realised that I was shagging around down there as well. After they received the news that I had wangled myself three extra weeks in Ascension island (easy if you happen to be shagging the pert little RAF PA to the Commander British Forces there) quick tours went out of fashion somewhat.
 
#11
Didn't stop HRH Charles her old man was a brigadier matter of fact hes getting promoted for it.
Lower down the foodchain I remember a certain fairly useless REME Sgt who shot suddenly up the promotion ladder without passing go (or the Tiffy board) and he definately had a get out of Jail free card. Last seen as an inefective ASM with one leg rolled up and a new apron nudging his way to a commision. His secret, the secret of his mercurial rise and all his later postings. His missus was getting it from a red tab and he kept his trap shut.
 
#12
Lower down the foodchain I remember a certain fairly useless REME Sgt who shot suddenly up the promotion ladder without passing go (or the Tiffy board) and he definately had a get out of Jail free card. Last seen as an inefective ASM with one leg rolled up and a new apron nudging his way to a commision. His secret, the secret of his mercurial rise and all his later postings. His missus was getting it from a red tab and he kept his trap shut.
Sorry, mate, I know this is the NAAFI, but I call bollocks on that.
 
#13
I shagged a female ACF captain when I was a JNCO, she was fucking honking, bad acne on her back and wonky tits. She was married to a regular Officer from 2 LI, she was really shit in bed to, me however, I was awesome and put in a fantastic effort, her ugly dish put me off firing my bolt for ages, it was only when I turned her over and gave it one from the back did I shoot my load, then I tried to use her acne as Join the dots game with my fat splashes.
 
#14
She was really shit in bed to, me however, I was awesome and put in a fantastic effort, her ugly dish put me off firing my bolt for ages, it was only when I turned her over and gave it one from the back did I shoot my load, then I tried to use her acne as Join the dots game with my fat splashes.
And this year's Booker Prize for the most erotic prose goes to........................... :)
 
#15
It takes time to get that far up the promotion ladder so any General or brigadier is probably well past the sowing wild oats stage. By the same token his wife will probably be past her best before date aswell. Now if you had saked about young squaddies getting inside of senior ranks daughters, that might have brought out a few embarrassing stories.























Being equal oppertunities the Navy can post about bumming the admirals son if they want.
 
#17
Sorry, mate, I know this is the NAAFI, but I call bollocks on that.
Yes, it would seem to beggar belief wouldn't it. The REME Tiffy selection being the sacred cow that it is. Systems however are there to be abused, if you happen to be a Brigadier that is.

Now your footwear avatar makes me suspect that you know more than you let on, "slipperman", the individual concerned had the moniker "flip flop" derived from his name.
 
#18
Cernunnos, you are way off the mark! My user name comes from a combination of my love of Prog rock and the fact that I seem to wear slippers more than any other footwear nowadays!
Going back to the selection board thingy. I am not an expert on the REME Artificer selection process, but had some experience in the R SIGNALS career management role. Surely one "rogue" red tab cannot influence a board consisting of 4 other red tabs (normally Colonels)? He would need to have a pretty robust defence in place if the candidate in question was as poor as you indicated? Maybe I am taking this thread far too seriously, particularly as it is in the NAAFI - bollocks!!
 
#20
I believe the stickers say 'I've met the Royal Marines' with a cheeky little green hatted fellow grinning away. There's 6 of them on the back of your mum's headboard.
Thats what selective breeding does, improves the stock and produces bigger better smarter soldiers. I like to think of myself as the shining result of a Eugenics experiment that went well.
 

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