Shagging RMP

Would you shag an RMP

  • No never touch a monkey

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  • Not in my own room

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  • Yeh but have to sterilise my room.

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Chuzu

LE
Now got a phone number of a well fitty unfortunately she is of the RMP variety. What would you lot do?
 

Narcissus

War Hero
I would get amonst it!! They come with their own handcuffs! :) I would personal say they have the best looking girls out the lot!! There was one in JHQ circa 2003, blond gorgous thing, drove 206, if you're out there message me !
 
You Sir need a check up from the neck up....

firstly, you WANT to be posted to a REME Bn, now you ask if you should bang a fit RMP bird...

I cant get me fcuking breath here.......
 
1. Set up the movie cam.
2. Get her drunk.
3. Cuff her to the bed.
4. Do her like a true porn hero.(up the wrong un)
5. Bribe her to bark like a dog and give you a nosh or youll show the "evidence" on youtube.
 
Would make a welcome change from beinging f*cked by an RMP
 

Biggles4221

Old-Salt
Fcuking nail her!! No ifs no buts fcuking enjoy it! You never know if you have a minor infraction she might be the one responding and thus you shall be safe!
 

in_the_cheapseats

LE
Moderator
Stop being a poof and get in there!
 

Chuzu

LE
right rang her shes coming over tomorow ill post details afterwards
 
Biggles4221 said:
Fcuking nail her!! No ifs no buts fcuking enjoy it! You never know if you have a minor infraction she might be the one responding and thus you shall be safe!
on the other hand if she finds out all the details are on arrse it could go all horribly wrong for you..
 

Narcissus

War Hero
Dam Tops beat me to it! That or she could be extreamly game and she could post a video of herself in action! :)
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
You lucky b*stard....you've found the one who doesn't have to shave haven't you?
 

Rumrunner

War Hero
Best bet is to just stick with spanking your own monkey.
 

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