Shagging RMP

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Chuzu, Feb 18, 2007.

  1. No never touch a monkey

  2. Not in my own room

  3. Yeh but have to sterilise my room.


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  1. Chuzu

    Chuzu LE

    Now got a phone number of a well fitty unfortunately she is of the RMP variety. What would you lot do?
  2. spiffy

    spiffy War Hero

    Asking for trouble IMO.
  3. bang her up the wrong 'un :thumright:
  4. Narcissus

    Narcissus War Hero

    I would get amonst it!! They come with their own handcuffs! :) I would personal say they have the best looking girls out the lot!! There was one in JHQ circa 2003, blond gorgous thing, drove 206, if you're out there message me !
  5. TPR_C_Hunt

    TPR_C_Hunt Old-Salt

    Stop being a poof and get in there. Plus she might wear her uniform for you :thumleft:
  6. You Sir need a check up from the neck up....

    firstly, you WANT to be posted to a REME Bn, now you ask if you should bang a fit RMP bird...

    I cant get me fcuking breath here.......
  7. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Handcuffs :thumleft:
  8. slopey_shoulders

    slopey_shoulders War Hero

    1. Set up the movie cam.
    2. Get her drunk.
    3. Cuff her to the bed.
    4. Do her like a true porn hero.(up the wrong un)
    5. Bribe her to bark like a dog and give you a nosh or youll show the "evidence" on youtube.
  9. dammned computer in stutter mode
  10. dingerr

    dingerr LE

    Would make a welcome change from beinging f*cked by an RMP
  11. I did it once, his name was Bob, he never phoned me back!
  12. Biggles4221

    Biggles4221 Old-Salt

    Fcuking nail her!! No ifs no buts fcuking enjoy it! You never know if you have a minor infraction she might be the one responding and thus you shall be safe!
  13. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Stop being a poof and get in there!
  14. Chuzu

    Chuzu LE

    right rang her shes coming over tomorow ill post details afterwards
  15. Fiji_Bob

    Fiji_Bob Old-Salt

    Of course! :omg: :pounce:

    But, out of respect for the Mrs, it would have to be in her rusty sheriff's badge :plotting: :pounce: