Shagging dog's

#4
I'd love to read the court transcript for that..........

Judge " Having intercourse with a bull terrier? How low can you stoop man?"

Defendant " Jack Russells m'lud"
 
#6
Not the thread I was expecting.
You were hoping for pics? Try some dutch websites, they are into this too (I am told), so are the brazilians, they take ponies and donkies too.
 
#10
#11
how fucking dirty do you have to be to give a dog a case of the clap
 
#12
Whatever you do don't shag a pointer...fucking grass!
 
#14
I was employed on a short contract out in the coal fields last year.

Nothing much of interest happens out that way apart from vast amounts of coal being extracted by enormous machines. It is all very boring. As you would expect, the usual crimes committed by bored drunk people are perpetrated. Lots, and I mean lots, of assault, resisting arrest and using obscene language – Ham, cheese and tomato. The local paper has so very little to report that if you are unlucky enough to get pinched, the whole thing will be reported in that week’s edition. There is a degree of ‘name and shame’ involved that would never fly in a major city but obviously has some sort of social control purpose in the bush.

Anyway, I picked up a copy of the local rag and the front page story was concerned with a black Labrador. Some bloke had presented to the town vet with his Labrador who had a sex toy hanging out the back of it. Before the vet reported this outrage to the coppers, he asked the owner how the dog came to be in that condition. The bloke replied, “I don’t know what went wrong that time, but I do it because the dog seemed to like it.” Which I suppose is fair enough.

What was weird was that there was a picture of the black lab that took up a third of the front page, but the picture had been ‘pixilated’ . The dogs face had been given the black nasty treatment.

WTF? Who is being protected here? Is it the owner who was caught chock a block up the pup, or was it done to protect the dogs reputation?

Blackwater, it’s a funny place
 
#15
Shagging a Staff - Fucking must have had a good grip of the sharp end before he slipped it a crippler.

I have a Cocker and she is none too impressed when I pick the clinkers from round her arse, never mind getting more intimatly involved.
 
#17
Shagging a Staff - Fucking must have had a good grip of the sharp end before he slipped it a crippler.

I have a Cocker and she is none too impressed when I pick the clinkers from round her arse, never mind getting more intimatly involved.
Cockers and their cling ons! We had a golden cocker who between washes gathered an impressive collection in her "feathers" around the rear end. My wife christened them grunwelds...a word which is both descriptive and sounds like what it is too!
 
#19
Cockers and their cling ons! We had a golden cocker who between washes gathered an impressive collection in her "feathers" around the rear end. My wife christened them grunwelds...a word which is both descriptive and sounds like what it is too!
Bastard! I frequently have to telephone an ophthalmic surgeon who goes by the name of Groenewald, I'm not going to be able to say his name now without pretending to have a coughing fit!
 
#20
There's dogs and then there's dogs.

This fella took it literally;

Staffordshire bull terrier developed rash after Dewsbury man 'made love' to it, court hears - Local West Yorkshire News - News - Huddersfield Examiner

I wonder if it got any cream off the vet???


I bet there's a few posters on here who would, i believe, benefit from a spell in a mental ward for a month or two.
I'm surprised this even made the papers in Dewsbury. Dewsbury man shags half decent woman is more likely to cause a stir.
 
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