Sh1te film + Hot chick = Great film NSFW

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mac_uk, Dec 8, 2007.

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  1. I sat down last week to watch the film "Evolution".

    It wasn't until later this week that i realised that this movie was in fact, utter cr@p. The only thing that made it bearable was the delightful Julianne Moore, I admit I am afflicted with an unnatural attraction to gwahs.
    She was the only thing that made it possible to sit through this film.

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    Then I thought of other films that I have watched only because of the fine tottyosity content.

    Boogie Nights - Absolute t0ss, but has fine performance from both the aforementioned Ms Moore and the lovely Heather Graham (who features heavily in the cr@p film/hot chick mix)

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    Heather Graham
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    Starship Troopers - Mindless drivel but does have the lovely Dina Meyer.
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    Ultra Violet - Not a very good film, but has lots of Milla Jojovic

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    Does anyone else have any movies they only really watch because of the hot chicks involved
     
  2. Yes there normally reffered to as porn
     
  3. Domino- only bearable because Keira Knightly gets nekked to reveal a physique remarkably similar to that of a 12yr old boy. Yum.

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  4. Had a look through my own DVD collection and have these gems to offer.

    The Constant Gardener - Very serious and deep film but has the upside of an extrememly fit Rachel Weisz

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    Not from film but fcuk me she's she's gorgeous
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    Titanic - You might want to put a round through Leonardos head and cheer when he drowns but who can forget when Kates kit comes off

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    Quills - Another dull film but livens up a bit when old Jaoquin Pheonix gets turned on by Kate Winslets naked corpse. Sick fcuker

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    I thank you sir, is this film easily obtainable for research purposes?


    easily = cheaply
     
  6. And Fraulein Winslett's shrubbery in 'Jude':
     

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  7. Pray tell me, what is wrong with necrophilia?
     
  8. "Eight Legged Freaks". Another shoite film but a wrist slapping performance by the lovely Kari Wuhrer.

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  9. It's dead boring JD, that's what!!
     
  10. Kate winsletts got a great gash
     
  11. King Arthur was fairly dull. However Keira Knightley does it for me every time.
     

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  12. RBB... You a fan of twelve year old boys then?

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  13. Coyote Ugly - Still have no idea what the film was really about. Oh well, it has fit birds.

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  14. Now the car washing scene with Liv Tyler from One Night at McCools is worthy of mention!

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    BTW, how the fcuk did Steve Tyler produce her?

    To balance the equation so skewed in her favour Mrs Tyler must have been stunningly gorgeous!!