Sh1t, Im old

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  1. Got sent this on email. It brought back a few memories.

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived....
    Because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked?
    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
    When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.
    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat.
    We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.
    We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
    We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this.
    We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.
    After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
    We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.
    We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all.
    No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.
    We had friends - we went outside and found them.
    We played elastics, and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!
    We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no law suits.
    We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.
    We played knock down ginger and were actually afraid of the owners or the Police catching us.
    We walked to friends' homes.
    We also, believe it or not, WALKED or RODE BIKES to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just around the corner.
    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
    We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...they actually sided with the law.
    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an Explosion, of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them.
    Congratulations! Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good. Allegedly....
    For those of you who aren't old enough thought you might like to read about us. This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face: The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986........they are called youth.
    They have never heard of we are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley , which is probably not a bad thing, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.
    Kylie 'Locomotion' Minogue. WOW, she's been around...
    For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. Michael Jackson has always been white.
    To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year.
    They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A-Team, Red Hand Gang or The Famous Five. They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You?
    They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.
    Now let's check if we're getting old.

    You understand what was written above and you smile.
    You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
    Your friends are getting married/already married.
    You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
    When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
    You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
    You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the Good Old Days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

    Yes, you're getting old!!!
  2. ha ha ha ha ha got that the other day and could relate to it all....
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ahhh -happy memories
  4. Classic!!!

    Even more:

    Changing gear from 2nd to 1st meant it was necessary to double-de-clutch - even in an Anglia 105e
    A mars bar was 4d - when we went decimal it went to 4p
    My son asked me what a sixpence was yesterday, as he had been singing sing-a-song-of sixpence.
    The local copper clipped you round the ear for nicking apples - and your Dad approved
    Getting the cane at school was allowed.
    The standard treatment for a graze was witch hazel (I can still smell it!)
    Chopper bikes were all the rage (first time around) - enen better if you put playing card flickers in the spokes
    Filled up my first tank of petrol for less than a fiver - got really miffed when it went up to 74p a gallon

    Remember when the Mk6 Chieftan was worlds best MBT.
    Clansman was a dream of the future!
    Ferrets WERE fun to drive and the old.
    The Crusty LE at my first unit HAD served in WW2

    Ah... happy days!
  5. You old cu!nts!
  6. You mean there was life before computers??? 8O

    You're kidding, right?