Sh1t curry

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  1. Dirty bitch, hope he chinned her.
  2. witch..
  3. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I thought she was going to dump on his chest, not bad nick for her age!
  4. My wifes been making sh*t scran for years but I don't take her to court for it. I'm too lazy to do it myself.
  5. Mad cow
    the marriage has gone seriously off the rails

    I should Co CO!
  6. What would be the recommended wine for a sheiser curry?
  7. hmm but it took the foul wench owning up once he'd shoved a load in his gob which makes me think her normal cooking must be pretty sh!te.

    I wonder how far he'd have gone if she'd remained quiet :?

    I don't see anything in the story about ramming it down her throat which would have been my choice of action :eye:
  8. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    You would have thought he would have guessed when the curry tasted a bit nutty.
  9. i don't see what he's whining about!! if there was enough spice in it, it would have exited quickly enough in some sort of watery form, he could then have made her a nice cup of coffee from it :D
  10. That really was a sh1t curry.
  11. Steady on chaps. She looks rather dishy. I wouldn't mind covering her bits and bobs in a redhot madras then licking it all off.
  12. Judge: " I am prepared to admonish you."

    That says it all - admonish - who the fcuk says that word anymore, might as well pull her up a comfy chair too.
  13. I think some of the curry houses near me must be cooking from the same recipe................... had some interesting dashes to the bog after visiting.