Sh*te Pub Trivia

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you "break wind" consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left handed.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish don't have brains.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses.The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

***I don't think Debra Winger was actually the voice of E.T.***
Yank60 - a lot of that's wrong!

Pygmy chimps also have sex for pleaure
you CAN sometimes fold paper more than 7 times (try a full sheet of newsprint)

The strongest muscle in the body is the Gluteus Maximus (the buttock) - the tongue is in fact the only muscle group (there's 4 muscles there) which is attached only at one end.

I don't think that Adolf Hitler's mother /could/ have considered abortion & been talked out of it - I'm not sure it was legal in Austria in the 1870s

And duck quacks /do/ echo - Mythbusters tested it!
Reference Boeing 747 wingspan being longer than Wilbur & Orville's first's true, but only of the 747/400 variant.

I'll get my anorak..... :oops:
The Mercedes logo is identical to the tail fins on a WWII (German) incendiary bomb, when viewed from behind.
It's impossible to lick your own elbow
Rgtl_Stick_Insect said:
It's impossible to lick your own elbow
Agreed, I cannot lick my own elbow, but geeks on the show "Brainiac" disproved this theory by showing pics of several hundred people doing so...
Right not positive about this but here we go...

Statues involving men on horseback are made with the following rules in mind. If the subject died in battle the horse has one leg up, if he died in the battle being commemorated by the statue then the horse has two legs up, if he died of natural causes the horse has all four legs on the ground.

Stick that one in your pipe and smoke it!


Foxtrot_Oscar said:
It is also impossible to pleasure yourself orally, didnt stop me trying for many years though :roll:
Funny... I heard that 1 in a hundred men (or some other amount :? ) were capable of it! 8O
My mate at school, a certain Nick Martindale, was indeed able to pleasure himself. He proved it to us (whilst wearing clothes i should add) - mightily impressive, so yes i can confirm it can be done.

Suprised we ever saw him at school really.
There was not a single plane within the RAF that was fast enough to catch concord whilst it was in service!!

pretty sure that a missile would have caught the bugger tho!!
papa_lazaroo said:
When left without eucalyptus leaves (which have a similar effect as marajuanna), koala bears have been known to become prone to violent behaviour, including killing fellow koalas. 8O
Koalas aren't bears.


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papa_lazaroo said:
If you sneezed with your eyes open they would pop out 8O
We tried this with black nasty & micropore and to our disgust they don't.

Will admit to large quantities of booze being involved prior to the experiments though.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Ballls ain't no creature on this earth that can kill itself with its own poison.

If it were so every time snake bit itself on the cheek chewinn this or that it it would die. So no more snakes.

For snake include, spider, centipede,mushroom and the wife.

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