Sh*te Pub Trivia

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TVEDU_RED, Mar 24, 2005.

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  1. Apparently the fat Michelin Tyre Man is called Bibendum.
  2. There are thirty fences on the course for the Grand National.
  3. portsmouth held the FA cup the longest.

    this is due to the second world war stopping play.
  4. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

    When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year (except on Seinfeld).

    Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
  5. Do trees make noise in the forest when the wind blows???

  6. They fecking do when they see a mouse. I know it to be true I have seen it on TV
  7. Yes.

    Think you got that bad boy mixed up a little :)
  8. Is Stephen Hawking not a mammal then?
  9. Give him a ramp and enough of a run up he'll jump...
  10. A bag of prawns weighs less when frozen
  11. I'm thinking JATO/RATO!
  12. Of course they do.
  13. Yep it was proved on telly (by Adam Hart-Davis standing under a canal bridge with a mic, I think) that duck quacks do, in fact, echo.

    The word "Trivia" derives from the Roman habit of placing sources of (probably useless) information at places where three roads (tri-via) met.
  14. I don't know what that means ... I'm only a tankie.

    HOWEVER i do know that Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
  15. the collective name for a group of tigers is an ambush