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Sh*te Pub Trivia

#4
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year (except on Seinfeld).

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
 
#6
kaptain_kaos said:
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year (except on Seinfeld).

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.


They fecking do when they see a mouse. I know it to be true I have seen it on TV
 
#8
kaptain_kaos said:
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year (except on Seinfeld).

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
Is Stephen Hawking not a mammal then?
 
#13
Yep it was proved on telly (by Adam Hart-Davis standing under a canal bridge with a mic, I think) that duck quacks do, in fact, echo.

The word "Trivia" derives from the Roman habit of placing sources of (probably useless) information at places where three roads (tri-via) met.
 

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