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#4
“I found it in the kale”.

Or so she told her husband.

Credit for sticking to her excuse like shit to a blanket.

Kale is shit and should only be fed to cattle.
 
#5
"Do they think we haven't got anything better to do than put a used condom in kale ourselves?"

Where there's blame there's a claim, so yes.

Only the supplier appears to have neatly dodged the bullet. Oh, well - you'd best go out and look for a dodgy paving slap to "trip over" instead, petal...
 
#7
Seems to me that maybe her husband has a bit of explaining to do, maybe she came home while he was having a crafty ‘luxury’ w@nk in the kitchen and couldn’t find anywhere else to hide the spoggy
 

AlienFTM

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#9
Seems to me that maybe her husband has a bit of explaining to do, maybe she came home while he was having a crafty ‘luxury’ w@nk in the kitchen and couldn’t find anywhere else to hide the spoggy
Or...

Tesco's systems aren't as tight as they claim and like to think, and maybe instead of sloping shoulders maybe ought to be actually checking their processes.

Or not.

Edit. And then tell her where to get off.
 
#11
The report said it was 'highly unlikely' it was contaminated during the manufacturing process. It might well be very unlikely but it happened, it's come from somewhere."
Used as well !!
 
#12
Is she sure it was kale and not a rubber plant?
 

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