Whilst on a particularly long drive over the weekend, I started thinking about some of the less beautiful young ladies I have had the pleasure of knowing furing my time. When I say, less beautiful, I am not talking about the fat, ugly or plain repulsive hounds that, i am sure, we have all had drunken knowledge of. What I was thinking was the crippled, disfigured and freaky. Now, I can think of two particular examples of my own. Firstly, there was the dental nurse I had whilst on holiday in Greece. She was a good looking little thing with a nice character but she also had a crooked spine. When wearing clothes, you could hardly notice it. However, when in the nip, it was pretty bloody obvious, not least due to the extensive scarring on her back where she had been operated on by what must have been a p1ssed butcher. Secondly, was a girl with a sunken chest. Again, a nice girl, who incidently shaved her lady bits which is always a bonus. She was normal in all respects except between her breasts was a fecking huge yawning chasm where her breast bone should have been. Made her t1ts look huge when staring down her cleavage but all a bit strange when braless. Now I know that neither of these two freaks are excessively freakish but I am sure that there are many gentlemen on this site who will top my freaks with some real wonders of modern medicine. Rumour has it that in one of the garrison towns in Germany there is a whore house with a Downs woman who does it for 10 Euros. That for instance would beat either of mine in an instant. Come on Chaps. Consider this a game of Freak trumps. Who can beat my hand?