Sgts Mess Xmas Prize Draw

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by VicMackey, Dec 4, 2005.

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  1. I am looking for ideas for the most ridiculous booby prize that I can purchase for the upcoming Christmas Bash! Any ideas for "Genuine" prizes in the £100 bracket would also help!

    What is the worst prize you have seen presented or been unfortunate enough to win?

    I have already looked at:

    1. A live goat (which is donated to an African family on your behalf)!

    2. Land on the moon.
     
  2. What about a live African family donated by a goat?
     
  3. Auld-Yin

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  4. Good grief. I hope it's not my mess.

    Oh no, that one is over. Did I tell you all what I won?
     
  5. How about a £100 voucher for Clinton Cards etc,
     
  6. Free subscription to ARRSE
     
  7. just go out and buy the worst collection of DVDs you can - see how excited they get when they find they have won £100 worth of DVDs!

    only to find it consists of... Karaoke Classics... Fly Fishing Techniques... WWF Macho Tw*ts Uncovered... The Chippendales... Pass Your Driving Test - Situational Awareness Clips... 100 Best Darts Shots... What You Can Do For The Environment...

    oh, and The Royal Tenenbaums. utter sh*t :)
     
  8. Admit it! You're reading off the titles in your CD rack aren't you? :wink:
     
  9. Body Shop vouchers.
     
  10. thanks to you all.
     
  11. years subscription to gaytimes magazine :D
     
  12. You mean RAF NEWS?
     
  13. again keep it mess like :wink: this not the naafi you know :lol:
     
  14. How about concert tickets to go and see Chico, that knobber from the X Factor?