Sgts Mess Etiquette

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by medisnake, Dec 2, 2006.

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  1. Can anybody give any advice about Mr Vice's speeches and Toasts
    ie; Grace and loyal toast etc (RAMC specific)
  2. Grace.

    Rubadub dub, thanks for the grub.

    loyal toast.

    "To Liz" huzzar!!
  3. 'Ladies and gents the queen'

    'Ladies and gents .......................

    Phil the greek!' Huzzar
  4. Depends what unit you're doing it at, if it's 16 CS.........good luck, you'll need it.
  5. oh sorry, i forgot (advice), duck....!
  6. do your 5s and 20s before sitting!

    undertake risk assessment of cutlery, glassware, napkin and placemat !

    look for fine hole drilled in port glass etc - DONT invite the EOD, otherwise it just gets worse
  7. hxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  8. ask the QM for the NSN on a 'sense of humour' saddo
  9. Three posts in four months - calm down, fella.
  10. You sound like a right charismatic turd. If it's in colour, it's real.
  11. Thank you Lord for chips and gravy.
    Thank you Lord for the Royal Navy.


    Works on Pickle night!
  12. Troll and a fcuknuts.
  13. for a top table lunch try this.

    Lord bless this bunch,
    while they munch,
    at their lunch,
  14. didnt make it into the mess then!
  15. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Civvies- dontcha just hate them!