Sgts Mess Etiquette

#2
Grace.

Rubadub dub, thanks for the grub.

loyal toast.

"To Liz" huzzar!!
 
#4
Depends what unit you're doing it at, if it's 16 CS.........good luck, you'll need it.
 
#6
do your 5s and 20s before sitting!

undertake risk assessment of cutlery, glassware, napkin and placemat !


look for fine hole drilled in port glass etc - DONT invite the EOD, otherwise it just gets worse
 
#8
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
ask the QM for the NSN on a 'sense of humour' saddo
 
#9
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
Three posts in four months - calm down, fella.
 
#10
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
You sound like a right charismatic turd. If it's in colour, it's real.
 
#12
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
Troll and a fcuknuts.
 
#13
for a top table lunch try this.

Lord bless this bunch,
while they munch,
at their lunch,
Amen.
 
#14
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
didnt make it into the mess then!
 

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LE
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#15
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
Civvies- dontcha just hate them!
 
#16
Filbert Fox said:
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
didnt make it into the mess then!
That's what I reckon too FF, passed over oddjob? Shame, can't see why.
 
#17
For the delicious food we thank the chefs so fine
The mess manager we thank for the excellent wine
For the splendid laid table we thank the staff
But if they think we are tipping
They are having a laugh, are you having a laugh. (Ricky Gervais style)
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Filbert Fox said:
oddjob said:
how sad.....how dated.is it really neccesary?this kind of thing puts you in a cocoon and will leave you totally un prepared for life outside the forces.
IT ISNT REAL...
didnt make it into the mess then!
Probably rejected by any of the Forces. TWAT!!
 
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