Sgt Zamora needs your help.

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  1. Reply-To: zamora45@cantv.net

    To: zamora45@cantv.net

    Subject: Hello,

    Date: Sun 08/01/10 02:50 PM


    Hello,

    My name is Sergeant Alexander Zamora, I am an American soldier in peace keeping force in Iraq, I am serving in the military of the 1st Armoured Division in Iraq, as you know insurgents everyday and car bombs are attacking us as you can see in this site below please let it be a top secret between me and you.

    http://news.bbc.co .uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

    We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussein's family. The total amount is US$ 23 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this money to you, so that you may keep our share for us till when we will come over to meet you.We will take 60%, my partner and I.You take 40%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in three large silver boxes, using diplomatic immunity.

    If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This business is risk free. The boxes can be shipped out in 48hrs.

    Respectfully,
    Sergeant Alexander Zamora.











    Coooo.

    I got this in my inbox a few minutes ago. Anybody want to play with him?
     
  2. Did he watch "The Three Kings" on telly last night??
     
  3. These scammers make it hard for the people who really do have to shift millions out of the country, and need the help of someone from the internets.
     
  4. P_J

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    SGT BRIAN HORN SGT BRIAN HORNbrianhorn@us.net

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    From: SGT BRIAN HORN (brianhorn@us.net)
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    HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?. HOPE ALL IS WELL.

    MY NAME IS ( SGT 1ST CLASS ) BRIAN HORN, I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, SERVING IN THE MILITARY WITH THE ARMY’S 3RD INFANTRY DIVISION. WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT YOU. I FOUND YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS IN AN ADDRESS JOURNAL. I AM SEEKING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THE SUM OF ( $8 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS ) EIGHT MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS TO YOU IN UNITED STATES, AS FAR AS I CAN BE ASSURED THAT MY SHARE WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE UNTIL I COMPLETE MY SERVICE HERE.

    SOURCE OF MONEY:
    SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WAS DISCOVERED IN BARRELS AT A FARM HOUSE NEAR ONE OF SADDAM’S OLD PALACES IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION, AND IT WAS AGREED BY STAFF SGT KENNETH BUFF AND I THAT SOME PART OF THIS MONEY BE SHARED AMONG BOTH OF US BEFORE INFORMING ANYBODY ABOUT IT SINCE BOTH OF US SAW THE MONEY FIRST. THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT ? NO COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISK WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE. OF WHICH MY BROTHER IN-LAW WAS KILLED BY A ROAD SIDE BOMB LAST TIME.

    THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITISH CONTACT WORKING HERE, AND HIS OFFICE ENJOY SOME IMMUNITY, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT. HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT IT BELONGS TO A BRITISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO DIED IN AN RAID HERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES. I HAVE NOW FOUND A VERY SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT OF IRAQ TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR YOU TO PICK UP, AND I WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME, AND I BELIEVE THAT MY MONEY WILL BE WELL SECURED IN YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU HAVE FEAR OF GOD.

    I WANT YOU TO TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WILL TAKE FROM THIS MONEY FOR THE ASSISTANCE YOU WILL GIVE TO ME. ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH ANYBODY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE DESTROY THIS MESSAGE AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US SOLDIER’S HERE IN IRAQ. I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE, AND I HAVE BEEN SHOT, WOUNDED AND SURVIVED TWO SUICIDE BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD, THIS AND OTHER REASONS I WILL MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP, I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WITH MY E-MAIL ADDRESS WHICH IS MY ONLY WAY OF COMMUNICATION.

    GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

    SGT BRIAN HORN


    Seems like they're very busy trying to find homes for all this money. Sadly for Brian, I have no fear of God.
     
  5. All typed with a Nigerian accent ?
     
  6. The British angle:

    "Dear Trusted Friend,

    I am James Barry, an army contractor attached to the army force in Iraq.

    On the 19th day of February 2009, I and my brave hardworking men discovered a beautifully engraved metal box with a sign written on it buried in the sands of the desert, and to our amazement it contains some US Dollars bill notes, which took us two days to count and it is total $6.2 Million. We believe the box is owned and linked to the late Saddam Hussein and his henchmen. They are dead now and nobody has survived to take advantage of this ill gotton gain.

    We hide the box in untraceable location because of the restriction in our camp from having savings and any electronics gadget for receiving and out going calls. I am now in desperate need of a reliable and Trustworthy person who would receive and secure the box, i cannot afford to leave the box here in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting better every day and someone of the local militia will steal it from under our nose. We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point. I believe you can be my saviour and we will both gain from the downfall of the tyrant.

    I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next but your assistance is highly needed now, on receiver of your response, I will send my picture as well as my Identity, for you to know whom you are dealing with. I am a white man working in a den of thiefs so you can trust me with your life. My father is a respected Oxford and Cambridge professor.

    I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret within you so that my job would not be jeopardized. You will be a millionair and can afford to fly in Concord and enjoy the luxury lifestyle that I am used to. Think of how you can give wonderfull gifts to your colleagues by helping me in this enterprise.

    My Sincere Regards,

    Colnel Sir James Barry OBE"
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  7. Just because his brother Bobby didn't get picked for the world cup................
     
  8. I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next but your assistance is highly needed now, on receiver of your response, I will send my picture as well as my Identity, for you to know whom you are dealing with. I am a white man working in a den of thiefs so you can trust me with your life. My father is a respected Oxford and Cambridge professor.

    I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret within you so that my job would not be jeopardized. You will be a millionair and can afford to fly in Concord and enjoy the luxury lifestyle that I am used to. Think of how you can give wonderfull gifts to your colleagues by helping me in this enterprise.

    My Sincere Regards,

    Colnel Sir James Barry OBE"[/B][FONT=&quot][/FONT][/QUOTE]

    Oxford AND Cambridge professor? the flights on Concord would be nice though.
     
  9. So the question is: how come it is suddenly so cheap to buy one of the old Concorde airframes and make airworthy again? Also, who the hell wants to live like a British Army officer on operations? I'll prefer to stick with my nice house, cars, nice safe job and the ability to sleep without getting mortars coming through the roof and being able to walk to the shops without all the locals wanting to kill me, and the most dangerous activity undertaken in any month is to wind up the wife.

    I think someone should get a red pen out and write to the CGS: the quality of staff work from this "Colnel" is appalling! I blame declining standards at Camberley: they will even let people from a former Polytechnic become qualified for command.
     
  10. Oxford AND Cambridge professor? the flights on Concord would be nice though.[/QUOTE]

    White men all look the same to me
     
  11. White men all look the same to me[/quote]

    All white men look alike? That's racism that is.:cyclops: I can be bought off by a piece of the action.:-D

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    Ye Gods, how many hidden hoards are still left in Iraq? :-? I understand the Congress is looking for a paltry $8 mil that was unaccounted for through sloppy bookkeeping with local contractors - maybe these three fellas are on the fiddle?
     
  12. It not racist I’m blind so .-.-.-.-.-….--.- that’s fuck off in Braille