Won't someone think of the children
She's on her LE course at Sandhurst, just prior to taking over as your RCMO.
You could suggest you'll invest her share in Turkish lifejackets as they seem to be going down a storm, certainly it'll help her with laundering the cash!Wow, how lucky am I?
A short while ago I received an email from a female US Sgt. She just seemed a friendly sort looking for a friend. I responded, as you would, and a whole story unfolded.
It seems that she's a very lucky US Sgt currently serving in Iraq. She's had a bit of difficulty but as it happens a spot of good luck too.
It seems they're still getting attacked everyday by insurgents, but were fortunate enough to find a safe box containing a considerable amount of money. How lucky was that?
Anyway her share is $4,560,000 and she's willing to give me a 25% cut just to receive it from her in "my country". How generous.
Now her grasp of English isn't quite what you'd expect from a Sgt, but to be fair she is a Septic. I'm sure she's legit.
All I have to do is to take delivery, hold on to it until she collects and not tell anyone about it. What could go wrong?
Anyway below are her first 2 emails, I'm considering my measured response now.
Her email address is there so if anyone wants a cut of the action (and who wouldn't) give her a nudge.
Oh, I have her picture too if anyone fancies a letch.
"Hi dear friend,
I'm Sgt. Sherri Gallagher, I am US military officer From united state
of America. Am supportive and caring, looking forward to get a nice
friend,I will like to establish mutual friendship with you. Please let
continue our conversation through my private email box. I will
introduce myself better and send you my picture as soon as i receive
your mail. Thanks and regards. i have something to tell you Please try
and reach me at my email address today.
You can contact and reply me back through my private email address
Mrs. Sgt. Sherri Gallagher
Thanks for your kind response and as a matter of fact, i am very happy to read your mail, however, i really want to establish a true relationship that may lead into a business partner or something else.
It is my pleasure meeting you, I hope all is well with you and how are you enjoying your day? as i told you earlier in my previous letter , my name is Sgt. Sherri Gallagher, I am US military officer currently in Iraq now, and i will like to get acquainted with you, I am loving, honest and caring person with a good sense of humor, I enjoy meeting new people and knowing their way of life, I enjoy watching the sea waves and the beauty of the mountains and everything that nature has to offer.
My dear, i want you to know that we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs and during one of our rescue mission we came across a safe box that contain huge amount of money that belongs to the supporters of the over thrown government of Iraq, which I believe was money meant for buying weapons and ammunition, and it was agreed by all Army officers present on that rescue mission that the money will be shared among us and which we did.
Out of the total fund my share was $4,560,000 ( Four Million Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand united states Dollars) I am seeking your assistance to evacuate my share of the money out of this country (Iraq) to your own country for you to keep it safe on my behalf till i come over to your country,
So i want you to assure me that if this money is been delivered to you in your country that you are going to be trustworthy to keep the money till when i will come to your country to meet you face to face to collect the money back from you
It clear to me that you might be scared of this proposal, but i want to let you know that i have made solid arrangements with a ''Wing Trust delivery and security company'' and they have promised to deliver the fund through diplomatic method to any of my choosing destination.
This delivery is going to be handle legally by the ''Wing Trust delivery and security company'' and there will not be any form of risk involve in the process and the money will be pack safely in a truck case and the same case will be deliver to you in your country.
I have decide to compensate you with 25% of the total money once after the money is delivered to you, while the rest balance shall be my investment capital in your country.
One passionate appeal i will make to you is not to discuss this matter to a third party, if you do not want to be party to this business please delete, this letter from your email box to avoid any leakage of this information and it will be dangerous to me based on my position here.
I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust nor thwart my dream, though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without formal introduction, well, i will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me in receiving and investing this Fund.
Note; I do not know how long we going to remain here and my fate since i have survived two bomb attack here, which prompted me to search out for a reliable and trust worthy person to help me receive and invest the Fund, because I will be coming over to your home country to invest and start a new life not as a soldier anymore.
I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification just let me know and i will explain further
I want to let you know that here in the military zone we are not allow to make use of mobile phone, we only make use of radio message and email communication so please let us continue communicating through email for the mean time.
Conclusively,i wish you could send me a reply immediately in regards to this proposal, your urgent reply will be highly appreciated.
I Wait to receive your acceptable reply as soon as you read this letter.