Sgt Santa

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  1. Just wanted to share a photo with you lot of my mate out in Afghan. Made me piss my pants. His girlfriend sent him a santa outfit and as you can see he put it to good use.

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  2. Brilliant. :D
     
  3. Four of them against an old man and they didn't even manage to nick his presents, puffs.
     
  4. Awesome, just awesome.
     
  5. Never point a weapon, even in jest
     
  6. They were just a distraction the other 4 in the section were carving up reindeer meat and chopping up the sleight for fire wood, while St Nick was busy.
     
  7. I don't think Santa was on that segment of training.
     
  8. I don't think Santa was joking.
     
  9. Father Christmas is trying to take the power back.
     
  10. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I'm missing something, which is the funny bit?
     
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Phil Shiner will be along in a minute for that photo

    I can see the Daily Mail headline tommorrow

    British Troops Renact Danny Boy Massacare

    A leading civil Liberties lawyer today claimed that after the battle of Dannty Boy in Iraq British Soldiers dressed as Santa in May and shot a number of Iraqi's wearing borrowed Army fatigues
     
  12. I'm not 12yrs old, so you'll have to explain how this is funny?
     
  13. Its five dedicated British TA soldiers serving their country at war having some Christmas humour during their down time and sharing with their friends back home.

    It is not mean to be ill timed or in bad taste, old chap.

    Santa Claus? FFS
     
  14. Would have been funnier if Santa had been against the wall