Sgt Majors

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by Forces_Sweetheart, Feb 4, 2003.

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  1. That one is Red Cap is just gorgeous.

    But why don't they have moustaches any more?  
  2. Cos they look like 1970's porn stars
  3. FS........I've got a lovely 'tache.  You'd like it.
  4. Does it look like a slug balancing act or like Tom Sellecks?
  5. A valiant attempt by Donut to cross-pollinate the homosexuals thread I think  :eek:
  6. And I love the way they shout at people...grrr
  7. You obviously need a good


    , I mean shouting to!
  8. That would be thrilling!
  9. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

  10. Thank you darling.

    Moving now....
  11. Its alright Ill clean up the sticky mess ;D ;D

    You run along back to the officers mess.........You'll be back, once you've had a proper fella you won't look at a man with pips in the same light again ;D
  12. And remember that it would be frowned upon for a filly to drink from a pint glass in there...whereas in the Sgts mess...well!
  13. Do you know I have never drunk a pint of beer in my life.  Pint of white burgundy or G&T maybe, but not beer.
  14. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

  15. Busted!

    Off to write out 100 times ...

    'I must not flirt in the Sgts Mess'