Discussion in 'Seniors' started by Forces_Sweetheart, Feb 4, 2003.
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That one is Red Cap is just gorgeous.
But why don't they have moustaches any more?
Cos they look like 1970's porn stars
FS........I've got a lovely 'tache. You'd like it.
Does it look like a slug balancing act or like Tom Sellecks?
A valiant attempt by Donut to cross-pollinate the homosexuals thread I think
And I love the way they shout at people...grrr
You obviously need a good
, I mean shouting to!
That would be thrilling!
Please let me take you by the hand and lead you gently back to the Officers' Mess...
This is hardly the place for a lady such as yourself to be frequenting without a formal invitation from the RSM!
Thank you darling.
Its alright Ill clean up the sticky mess
You run along back to the officers mess.........You'll be back, once you've had a proper fella you won't look at a man with pips in the same light again
And remember that it would be frowned upon for a filly to drink from a pint glass in there...whereas in the Sgts mess...well!
Do you know I have never drunk a pint of beer in my life. Pint of white burgundy or G&T maybe, but not beer.
Off to write out 100 times ...
'I must not flirt in the Sgts Mess'
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