SFUB Foresakes Portsmouth Ferry for New Life in US

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Markintime, Jan 9, 2013.

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  1. He must have been in a hurry to get to his fish n' chips!
  2. Haddock, cunt.
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  3. It was just a bit of fish, time to let it go.....:)
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  4. Will they use him as a bouy?
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  5. Maybe a bomb would've gone off if he went below 20 knots.
  6. Whew, you had me worried that he'd abandoned his canine companion. Any news on the poor dog?
  7. She's just fine, apparently spending his money and spinning his shit whilst he's away

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  8. The dog probably died of shame.
  9. The dog is probably still at the hotel ordering room service and charging it to Banker's card. ;-)
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  10. F-off ya cunts! Haha!

  11. It'll be like Bubbles darling.
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  12. The dog did well out of us, as did Mr Tierney ... pints and crisps !
  13. It couldn't have been Tierney. He's busy making the new adverts for Freesat.
  14. Tramps and beggars dogs always eat well.