Watching the news the other day I saw the kit seized from those captured SF blokes in Basra. Fcuking hell. No, I'm not talking about the space-ray-death-guns or the vast quantities of ammo or super-duper comms kit. I'm talking about the wigs. Yes, it is quite clear that Red Troop has now been issued with "Calm Down Calm Down" Scouser fright wigs. Do the Mahdi Army really have bubble perms? I'm surprised the Media wasn't issued with a "D" Notice about this shocking breach of OPSEC. Can we get hold of some? I'm sure a genuine "SAS Syrup, used once on TELIC" is worth a small fortune on Walt-Bay. Can anyone else think of practical uses for false facial hair and/ or syrups in a tactical situation? V!