SF inadequacy Complex

beer

Old-Salt
#1
Hello. I am soon to be married and my best man, bless him, is a complete civvie. This is fine, he is very successful, funny, fit, and very bright. But on my stag-bash he was introduced to an SF friend of mine, who to be fair is utterly ordinary, but has good stories and is fitter and better looking. Now my best man is having complex issues.

I am genuinely worried. I thought that all would be fine, but after a few post stag bash beers at my "SF" mates house, my best man has gone a bit strange.

The best man told me whilst pissed, that he is "not worthy" and has gone through a premature mid-life crisis and is not even picking up my calls any longer post-stag.

WTF?

Now ok, it's the NAAFI, but, this is a genuine concern. My friend I think is now genuinely looking at his life and feeling he comes up short, despite a good job, a lovely wife and son and 120k job!

What do I do? HE IS the best man, no doubt, but his own complexes are hard to cover.

Anyway, all advice welcome, I don't want to lose the guy due to a faggy mid-life crises. At the end of the day, he is the main man, but how can I build up his ego?

X
 
#2
Slip him a length of cock, you'll both feel much better afterwards.
 
#4
Tsk Tsk, you did post this in The NAAFI Bar!

Your mate is having a 'civvy' mid life crisis whereby though he has a fantastic, well paid lifestyle that most on here would no doubt envy, in his own mind, he's decided he's 'done' fuck all.
 

beer

Old-Salt
#5
Tsk Tsk, you did post this in The NAAFI Bar!

Your mate is having a 'civvy' mid life crisis whereby though he has a fantastic, well paid lifestyle that most on here would no doubt envy, in his own mind, he's decided he's 'done' fuck all.
It's very true and it pisses me off. Great life, great family, a son who admires him...Grrrr!

Yeah, maybe some cock slipping is in order!
 
#6
Just because he's a civvy is no reason for him to feel inadequate. Remind him that without him and his ilk paying taxes, we wouldn't be able to afford the weapons, ammunition, clothing, food or transport. We'd have to resort to pike charges at the end of a long march across Europe, clad in rags and foraging from the countryside.

Without the civvy taxpayer, HM Armed Forces would be nothing. So we salute the civvy taxpayer. No medals for him, but a deep respect in the heart of every member of the uniformed forces.

...and remind him to buy more War Bonds.
 
#7
Or

Every man deep inside his heart regrets not being a soldier. What better test of a man is there? ......fighting for his country, himself and most importanly his friends. (Nicked the quote)

Dont forget to wear all your medals and all your mil friends etc to do the same.
That should boost him up a bit
 
#8
Or

Every man deep inside his heart regrets not being a soldier. What better test of a man is there? ......fighting for his country, himself and most importanly his friends. (Nicked the quote)

Dont forget to wear all your medals and all your mil friends etc to do the same.That should boost him up a bit
Nnnnoooooooo, you'll find him swinging from the fucking rafters if you do that!!

Putteesinmyhands, that sound like Munster, 1970s LOL
 
#9
It's a wah

Beer doesn't have any friends.
 
#10
Or

Every man deep inside his heart regrets not being a soldier. What better test of a man is there? ......fighting for his country, himself and most importanly his friends. (Nicked the quote)
...from a tattie munching poofter
 
#11
Actually, I just confused Oscar Wilde with Samuel Johnson. Cancel my last.
 
#12
It's a wah

Beer doesn't have any friends.
Quite true dingerr.....Sniff...Sniff..

Oh well. I will just have to let my imaginary friend sooth his own soul. Basically, I have already had the talk of " no worries mate, why are you comparing" but to no avail.

His wife is rather lovely actually. And his son has a pert bottom MmmMMM.
 
#13
Point him towards the nearest TA drill hall...
 
#14
Tell him to become a walt, he must be the only one who isn't...
 
#15
Your 'SF' mate....

He's really the Mess Steward/Stable Manager isn't he?
 
#16
#17
Tell him to stop being a bender. Highly unlikely someone will attempt to kill him in his well paid job or sleep with his wife while he's away for several months in who knows where so he's already quids-in from what I can see.
 
#18
Perhaps he'd feel more fulfilled by pimping his pert-of-bottom son?
 
#19
Tell your mate to join arrse. It's fast becoming a homing beacon for the never-served, eaten up by guilt of a no-mark civilian existence. He can then be a soldier 'by proxy', attend crawls, maybe deal with 'charridy' and probably get to hump one of the large gunted munters currently masquerading as female members on here.
 
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PrinceAlbert

Guest
#20
Tell your mate to join arrse. It's fast becoming a homing beacon for the never-served, eaten up by guilt of a no-mark civilian existence. .
Which is why arrse...........is frankly....errrr....arrse!

What's wrong with nailing munters??!
 

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