Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed
    in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you
    can do anything you want."

    So he tied her up and went golfing.