Sexy phone calls.

#1
Heard on a recent (genuine) sex documentary that if you put a mobile phone on vibrate and cover it with a condom then get you missus to place it inside her 'wet zone'. Then give her a few calls at a predetermined time it will give-real pleasure. Anyone tried and tested this one yet?

Brings a new meaning to dirty phone calls.
:thumright:
 
#2
For maximum entertainment value, not only should it be set to vibrate but the ring tone should be The Macarena. :)
 
#3
It would need to be a big mobile for some of the women I used to know - some of them where like a burst couch.

A slimline mobile would not have touched the sides.

And before someone says it - yeh I could touch the sides. The BB in my screen name stands for something.
 
#4
Personally I'm more of a fan of the remote control vibrators, insert the little vibrating pod in mrs pants with a wire to a tiny box that looks like a pager. You have a fob about the size of a car key fob and you can control when she gets a blast ..... it's great when the waiter comes to take your order!!
 
#6
BB51 said:
It would need to be a big mobile for some of the women I used to know - some of them where like a burst couch.

A slimline mobile would not have touched the sides.

And before someone says it - yeh I could touch the sides. The BB in my screen name stands for something.
Vibrating phonebox ?
 
#8
eggnog said:
BB51 said:
It would need to be a big mobile for some of the women I used to know - some of them where like a burst couch.

A slimline mobile would not have touched the sides.

And before someone says it - yeh I could touch the sides. The BB in my screen name stands for something.
Vibrating phonebox ?
I think a phonebox would just about fit in some of the tramps.
 
#10
Didn't RTFQ try with out covering his phone first? Not recomended best practice.
 
#11
Careful here. My mate tried this and his phone went missing. He went to retrieve it now he's gone missing.
 
#12
I find the low tech version of placing a dung beetle in the nickers works a treat, and doesn't require batteries. All those little legs scrabling about down there - tickles her pink.
 
#14
Tesco's, out for dinner, cinema, even when my parents sprung a surprise visit for dinner!! It's the most fun I've had without getting my c0ck wet but then again it does tend to lead to that!

It's good to meet a fellow sex toy connoisseur big-timer, any other pearls of wisdom you want to share?
 
#15
There's some dorty slags that could accomodate a R/C car up the minge -one o' those fekking great 4wd things with big tyres. Wack it up her on full throttle............aaaaggh. Wet as an otters pocket.
 
#16
Neeww keyboooard!
 
#17
#18
nuts. double post.
 
#19
BB51 said:
It would need to be a big mobile for some of the women I used to know - some of them where like a burst couch.

A slimline mobile would not have touched the sides.

And before someone says it - yeh I could touch the sides. The BB in my screen name stands for something.

ive seen sticky vicky of benidorm, pull out a public telephone box, i think someone was inside trying to make a call
 

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