Sexy Lyrics

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Phil306, Aug 7, 2006.

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  1. Correlation ≠ Causation

    That's more like it. Without doing the number crunching myself, it would seem reasonable to hyothesize that that the incidence of listening to sexually explicit songs and sexual activity are two separate dependent variables that rely on many of the same independent variables.

    In short, if parents actually took some responsibility for the way their kids are brought up, then these self-appointed guardians of public decency would have to go and find something else to crow about- like Janet Jackson's saggy t1ts, the use of the word sh1t in NYPD Blue or Dick Cheney's comments to Pat Leahy on the floor of the Senate. (Oops, sorry, they didn't have a lot to say about the Vice President of the United States snarling "Go fcuk yourself" to a US Senator. I wonder why that was...)

    Sorry about this, but when one lives in a country where the TV channels have to screen Showgirls and Basic Instinct without the nudity, it starts to get on one's t1ts (if you'll pardon the pun). Afterall, what's the point of either film if you take the skin away?

    Now, for the lyrics of a song that I have on my iPod :twisted: :

    http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Get-Low-lyrics-Lil'-Jon-the-Eastside-Boyz/54A046EE4E9A908648256CB70014D4BC

    And it's there for one simple reason- it gets people moving at parties and it gets the girlies wetter than a Boscastle hall carpet.
     
  2. not getting any eh crab?
     
  3. What language is it?
     
  4. WOMAN

    Woman, I’m in love with you,
    my love’s deep, my love is true to you,
    woman……I’m in love

    your hair so soft, your eyes are blue
    your skin is warm, I’ll be true to you
    woman ……I’m in love

    You came to me in a dream I’m sure
    You gave your love, you gave much more to me
    Woman ……..will you marry me?

    Do you take this woman
    to be your lawful wedded wife
    to love and to cherish
    in sickness and in health
    till death do you part……………..I do

    to death us do part
    to death us do part
    to death us do part
    to death us do part…..no

    Well, what’s that you just said to me,
    You didn’t argue like this yesterday
    Woman ……I don’t understand

    And what’s that you just said to me
    I can’t sit at home and watch my TV
    Woman ……..you’re annoying me

    Yeah, you sit around the house in you’re dirty clothes
    looking a mess and picking you’re nose
    woman ……….you’re a fecking mess

    You’re tits are , but you’re brains are small
    Sometimes I wonder if you’ve brains at all
    Woman……. go feck yourself

    Well feck you, feck you,
    don’t you tell me what to do
    Woman……. Ah feck off

    God why did I marry you
    What did I do to deserve you
    Woman ………….why me
    Woman,
    woman,
    woman,
    woman
    woman……………….you’ve ruined me

    personal favourite of mine
     
  5. Do they means this type of thing?

    Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
    and two or three egg whites.
    A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
    stick it all in a bowl baby.
    Stir it with a wooden spoon.
    Mix in a cup of flour,
    you'll be in heaven soon.

    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    they're big and salty and brown.
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    just stick my balls in your mouth.

    Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
    stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
    they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
    So suck on my balls.

    Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
    and a half a cup of brandy.
    You throw in a bag or two of sugar
    and just a pinch of vanilla.
    Grease up the cookie sheet.
    Cause I hate when my balls stick.
    Then preheat the oven to three fifty
    and give that spoon a lick?

    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    they're big and salty and brown.
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    just stick my balls in your mouth.

    Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
    Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
    there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
    Suck on my balls.

    [sniff, sniff, sniff]
    Hey, wait a minute.
    What's that smell.
    Smell like something burning.
    Well that don't confront me none.
    Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
    Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
    Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
    Oh man baby, baby!
    You just burned my balls!
    Help me, my balls on fire
    ????? baby
    my balls are burning
    give me some water!
    Pour some water on me!
    my balls are burning
    oh my goodness,
    I'm blow'n
    I'm blow'n
    do somethin

    Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
    Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
    They'r on fire baby!
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
    put em out baby, blow
    ohh
    Suck on my balls baby
    Suck on my balls baby
    Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
    come on baby
    woo, woo
    suck on my balls.
    [blow blow]
     
  6. "A lot of teens think that's the way they're supposed to be, they think that's the cool thing to do. Because it's so common, it's accepted," said Ramsey, a teen editor for Sexetc.org, a teen sexual health Web site produced at Rutgers University.

    "Teens will try to deny it, they'll say 'No, it's not the music,' but it IS the music. That has one of the biggest impacts on our lives," Ramsey said.



    Nothing to do with teens being rampantly horny then?

    Anyway, related subject; has anyone heard that song the Scott Mills is championing this week by Lola? It makes me want to have some sexy time with myself...
     
  7. " I fvck sheep, I fvck goat, I ram my cuck right down its throat"

    Is that explicit or just an expression of emotion between a man and his goat?
     
  8. sheldrake

    sheldrake RIP

    Well let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London
    I'll show you something………..you'll never understand
    Let me take you by the hand and drag you through your streets of London
    I'll show you something…….that'll make you f@cking sick

    I doubt Animal ever realised he was going to be prophetic.

    Long live the league!
     
  9. sheldrake

    sheldrake RIP

    In fact, wjhilst I'm at it, how about the Ballad of JJ Decay. Originally about Hitler, it could equally be about Bliar.

    God, the man's a genius!


    Well gather around you boys now and listen to the man
    He says we've fought evaded but united we will stand
    We'll sacrifice the older ones living in the past
    We'll burn up their religions and we'll all be free at last

    We'll put a hat upon his head and then we'll call him God
    And then we'll share our health in him like peas do in a pod
    This is the story of a man with his future in his head
    But no-one ever listened to him when he's dead

    We're all getting older
    The light is on and bolder
    We're all getting older

    We'll follow him throughout the land obeying his command
    We'll dance a sort of hatred that we think we understand
    The children came a-running from their houses of decay
    And laid the trust upon a fool who found a better way

    He preached the words of wisdom with his hands and with his mouth
    Then everyone believed him and then he believed himself
    This is the story of a man with his future in his head
    But no-one ever listened to him when he's dead

    We're all getting older
    The light is on and bolder
    We're all getting older
    Decay

    The year had come and gone and everyone began to see
    Why did we follow such a fool in such a mindless way?
    Let's turn our hatred to this man - we know he's just a fraud
    We'll crucify him with the rest and find another God

    How many times have you heard someone's coming here to say
    That from your hell on earth that you will love until your grave
    This is the story of a man with nothing in his head
    And no-one's going to listen to you when you're dead

    We're all getting older
    The light is on and bolder
    We're all getting older
     
  10. "If I'm a bigger influence on your son as a Rapper than you are as a father, then that tells me more about your skills as a parent." (or words to that effect.) -Ice Cube.