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Sexy Lyrics

#2
Correlation ≠ Causation

However, Yvonne K. Fulbright, a New York-based sex researcher and author, said factors including peer pressure, self-esteem and home environment are probably more influential than the research suggests.

"It's a little dangerous to just pinpoint one thing. You have to look at everything that's going on in a young person's life," she said. "When somebody has a healthy sense of themselves, they don't take these lyrics too seriously."
That's more like it. Without doing the number crunching myself, it would seem reasonable to hyothesize that that the incidence of listening to sexually explicit songs and sexual activity are two separate dependent variables that rely on many of the same independent variables.

In short, if parents actually took some responsibility for the way their kids are brought up, then these self-appointed guardians of public decency would have to go and find something else to crow about- like Janet Jackson's saggy t1ts, the use of the word sh1t in NYPD Blue or Dick Cheney's comments to Pat Leahy on the floor of the Senate. (Oops, sorry, they didn't have a lot to say about the Vice President of the United States snarling "Go fcuk yourself" to a US Senator. I wonder why that was...)

Sorry about this, but when one lives in a country where the TV channels have to screen Showgirls and Basic Instinct without the nudity, it starts to get on one's t1ts (if you'll pardon the pun). Afterall, what's the point of either film if you take the skin away?

Now, for the lyrics of a song that I have on my iPod :twisted: :

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Get-Low-lyrics-Lil'-Jon-the-Eastside-Boyz/54A046EE4E9A908648256CB70014D4BC

And it's there for one simple reason- it gets people moving at parties and it gets the girlies wetter than a Boscastle hall carpet.
 
#5
WOMAN

Woman, I’m in love with you,
my love’s deep, my love is true to you,
woman……I’m in love

your hair so soft, your eyes are blue
your skin is warm, I’ll be true to you
woman ……I’m in love

You came to me in a dream I’m sure
You gave your love, you gave much more to me
Woman ……..will you marry me?

Do you take this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife
to love and to cherish
in sickness and in health
till death do you part……………..I do

to death us do part
to death us do part
to death us do part
to death us do part…..no

Well, what’s that you just said to me,
You didn’t argue like this yesterday
Woman ……I don’t understand

And what’s that you just said to me
I can’t sit at home and watch my TV
Woman ……..you’re annoying me

Yeah, you sit around the house in you’re dirty clothes
looking a mess and picking you’re nose
woman ……….you’re a fecking mess

You’re tits are , but you’re brains are small
Sometimes I wonder if you’ve brains at all
Woman……. go feck yourself

Well feck you, feck you,
don’t you tell me what to do
Woman……. Ah feck off

God why did I marry you
What did I do to deserve you
Woman ………….why me
Woman,
woman,
woman,
woman
woman……………….you’ve ruined me

personal favourite of mine
 
#6
Do they means this type of thing?

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
They'r on fire baby!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
put em out baby, blow
ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
come on baby
woo, woo
suck on my balls.
[blow blow]
 
#7
"A lot of teens think that's the way they're supposed to be, they think that's the cool thing to do. Because it's so common, it's accepted," said Ramsey, a teen editor for Sexetc.org, a teen sexual health Web site produced at Rutgers University.

"Teens will try to deny it, they'll say 'No, it's not the music,' but it IS the music. That has one of the biggest impacts on our lives," Ramsey said.



Nothing to do with teens being rampantly horny then?

Anyway, related subject; has anyone heard that song the Scott Mills is championing this week by Lola? It makes me want to have some sexy time with myself...
 
#8
" I fvck sheep, I fvck goat, I ram my cuck right down its throat"

Is that explicit or just an expression of emotion between a man and his goat?
 
#9
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
WOMAN

Woman, I’m in love with you,
my love’s deep, my love is true to you,
woman……I’m in love

your hair so soft, your eyes are blue
your skin is warm, I’ll be true to you
woman ……I’m in love

You came to me in a dream I’m sure
You gave your love, you gave much more to me
Woman ……..will you marry me?

Do you take this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife
to love and to cherish
in sickness and in health
till death do you part……………..I do

to death us do part
to death us do part
to death us do part
to death us do part…..no

Well, what’s that you just said to me,
You didn’t argue like this yesterday
Woman ……I don’t understand

And what’s that you just said to me
I can’t sit at home and watch my TV
Woman ……..you’re annoying me

Yeah, you sit around the house in you’re dirty clothes
looking a mess and picking you’re nose
woman ……….you’re a fecking mess

You’re tits are , but you’re brains are small
Sometimes I wonder if you’ve brains at all
Woman……. go feck yourself

Well feck you, feck you,
don’t you tell me what to do
Woman……. Ah feck off

God why did I marry you
What did I do to deserve you
Woman ………….why me
Woman,
woman,
woman,
woman
woman……………….you’ve ruined me

personal favourite of mine
Well let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London
I'll show you something………..you'll never understand
Let me take you by the hand and drag you through your streets of London
I'll show you something…….that'll make you f@cking sick

I doubt Animal ever realised he was going to be prophetic.

Long live the league!
 
#10
In fact, wjhilst I'm at it, how about the Ballad of JJ Decay. Originally about Hitler, it could equally be about Bliar.

God, the man's a genius!


Well gather around you boys now and listen to the man
He says we've fought evaded but united we will stand
We'll sacrifice the older ones living in the past
We'll burn up their religions and we'll all be free at last

We'll put a hat upon his head and then we'll call him God
And then we'll share our health in him like peas do in a pod
This is the story of a man with his future in his head
But no-one ever listened to him when he's dead

We're all getting older
The light is on and bolder
We're all getting older

We'll follow him throughout the land obeying his command
We'll dance a sort of hatred that we think we understand
The children came a-running from their houses of decay
And laid the trust upon a fool who found a better way

He preached the words of wisdom with his hands and with his mouth
Then everyone believed him and then he believed himself
This is the story of a man with his future in his head
But no-one ever listened to him when he's dead

We're all getting older
The light is on and bolder
We're all getting older
Decay

The year had come and gone and everyone began to see
Why did we follow such a fool in such a mindless way?
Let's turn our hatred to this man - we know he's just a fraud
We'll crucify him with the rest and find another God

How many times have you heard someone's coming here to say
That from your hell on earth that you will love until your grave
This is the story of a man with nothing in his head
And no-one's going to listen to you when you're dead

We're all getting older
The light is on and bolder
We're all getting older
 
#11
"If I'm a bigger influence on your son as a Rapper than you are as a father, then that tells me more about your skills as a parent." (or words to that effect.) -Ice Cube.
 

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