Sexy frog

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dragknuckle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet, and notices a box full of live frogs with a sign "Sex Frogs! Only£10 each! Comes with complete instructions."

    The blonde is quite excited, so she buys the frog, takes the box home, and follows the instructions which state:

    1. Take a shower.
    2. Splash on some nice perfume.
    3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog, but nothing happens much to her disappointment, so phones the pet store where the owner says he'll be right over.

    Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The bloody frog just sits there."

    The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
    "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"