For sometime my bezzer mate has been concerned re the behaviour of his son aged 26yrs. Martin has always been a quiet lad polite, well mannered but a bit withdrawn. Bezzer mate hoped that Martin would come out of his shell at uni, and although Martin seemed to enjoy the experience he was still very inward looking. The question of Martins sexuality has been raised on numerous occassions with bezzer a bit concerned that he may have leanings toward the gay side of life. About 18 months ago Martin moved out of home into his own flat and for the past three months has kept bezzer and mrs bezzer at arms length. Bezzer phoned me up last night Martin has been arrested for lewd conduct in a public place..........................with a woman. Bezzer was told on tues that Martin had been arrested on saturday night so went to Martins flat for details. Martin has moved in his girlfriend, 32yrs old and in bezzers words"fecking hell shes fecking amazing" apparently as part of sex life they visit fetish clubs and indulge in exhibitionism. They were arrested on their way home from a club. Bezzer is so proud. So tonight I ask you all to raise a glass to my bezzer mates son who sucker punched all of us. I can assure you that M-artin will be taken out for drinks and the full story will be extracted and it will be published on this site.