Sexual Olympics?

#1
I have a shed-load of work to do but can still waste time...

Given that the Olympics are about to kick off what events could make up a sexual Olympics (logo - 5 interlocking aresholes)?

Most capacious fanny events:
Greatest number of ping-pong balls that can be fitted in
Most number of fists that can be fitted in
Largest dildo that can be taken (length and girth)

Marathon events:
Longest shag
Most blokes taken in a gang-bang
Most women satisfied to orgasm by one bloke in one session

Sprint:
From slack to spaffing (put me down as a contender for that one)

Relay Events:
4-man relay continuously shagging a bint till spaffing

Misc:

Most dicks in a chick at one time

Biggest knob (length and girth)



Any other ideas?
 
#4
Quickest guy to 're-charge' after shooting his load....

How many women can you get through in a set time and you have to blow your load over each one...

Fanny shaving sprint....
 
#15
The windmilling marathon. 26 miles of running through schools en route and sparking all and sundry out.
I appreciate that whilst quite a few people may well be fucked afterwards, but I'm a bit disturbed that you think this fits in to Sexual Olympics.

Still, whatever wanks your tank.
 
#18
I would like to volunteer to judge the bedroom gymnastics, points awarded for technical merit and artistic impression. (Oh and bonus points for a decent set of chubbs.)
 

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