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Sexual Insurance.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Mar 5, 2011.

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  1. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann LE

    The correct insurance companies for sexual insurance are........

    SEX with your wife – Legal & General

    SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

    SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

    SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

    SEX on the telephone - Direct line

    SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

    SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

    SEX with your boyfriend – Standard Life

    SEX with a transvestite - Confused. com

    SEX with some one different - Go compare. com

    SEX with an animal - Compare the meerkat. com

    SEX with a fat bird - More Than

    SEX on the back seat – Sheila's wheels

    SEX with an OAP - Saga

    SEX with a posh bird – Privilege .com

    SEX with a sheep - National Farmers Union
     
    vvaannmmaann, Mar 5, 2011
    #1
  2. brettarider

    brettarider LE

    Made me laugh
     
    brettarider, Mar 5, 2011
    #2
  3. llech

    llech LE

    National Farmers Union you say..........?
     
    llech, Mar 5, 2011
    #3
  4. a_nony_mouse

    a_nony_mouse LE

    ... and for shafting, I hear Barclays are doing good deals at the moment
     
    a_nony_mouse, Mar 5, 2011
    #4
  6. Wag Tail

    Wag Tail Old-Salt

    It's early in the morning to be that bored?

    Did make me laugh though!!
     
    Wag Tail, Mar 5, 2011
    #5