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Sexual Insurance.

The correct insurance companies for sexual insurance are........

SEX with your wife – Legal & General

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend – Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite - Confused. com

SEX with some one different - Go compare. com

SEX with an animal - Compare the meerkat. com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat – Sheila's wheels

SEX with an OAP - Saga

SEX with a posh bird – Privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - National Farmers Union
... and for shafting, I hear Barclays are doing good deals at the moment

Wag Tail

It's early in the morning to be that bored?

Did make me laugh though!!

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