Every time they are on the same shift, a male co-worker walks up very close to a young female whenever she's at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. Eventually, after ignoring him as best she can, she can't stand it any more and takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and files a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is rather puzzled and asks: 'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?' The woman replies, 'It's Keith. The midget.'