Sexual gymnastics

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cherry, Jan 15, 2005.

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  1. Not sure if this should be here or in the training wing!, but, after getting myself a new friend to have extra curricular fun with, was just wondering if anybody knew how many calories an hour long sweaty session burned up?.
    I bought a new pair of trousers only last week and they dont fit me now, are my horizontal workout efforts to credit for the loss of ass, or do you think its more down to the fact i can keep my fat gob shut around the pies?!! (finally) :oops:

  2. Now IF I thought this was another user posting under another name I’d be reading it in my head as...

    Beebs x
  3. Cheers!! :lol:
  4. I'm no expert in this field but I truly believe your bum will still look big in then.
  5. Everyone has their faults i suppose, but, how would you know without witnessing said arrse?
  6. Well flop it out, take a pic and we shall witness...
  7. Ladies first.... :lol:
  8. Exactly. Now hurry up its past my bedtime...
  9. Wouldnt want to give you nightmares :wink:
  10. I usually save this line for when they start to walk off and I have to grab them by the arm.....firmly

    I can pay!

  11. AAH, now were talking, how much?!! :lol:
  12. Oh for Gods sake Knobblet just get on and shag her, I'm going to bed.
  13. I guess I bloodywell have to now I've worked her into a fine white froth... 8O
  14. Amazing the effect that money has on me!! :lol:
  15. I thought it was Rabies :p