Sexual fantasies you have to shake your head at

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by themaadone, Aug 2, 2007.

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  1. My fantasy is:

    Shagging a bird up the dirt box while sticking her head in the deep fat fryer at 180 degree celsius!

    :twisted: :twisted:
     
  2. Careful, she'll definitely spit!!!!
     
  3. Deep fried flange ....
     
  4. battered fur burger then!
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Faye Turney in a basque
     
  6. Fcuking pervert :twisted:
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  8. We are talking FANTASIES NOT NIGHTMARES
     
  9. Maddie in her gym kit
     
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Not planning a place in heaven then.









    Cherie and Faye in double ended dildo action.
     
  11. Dot Cotton and Cherrie Bliar, bucket of custard and a hammer, hmmmmm........
     
  12. Sticking Shards of thin broken glass up my rectum and asking school children to kick me.
     
  13. A bear pit baited with balloons and ice-cream, a can of OMD90 and one of those automatic cricket ball throwing machines loaded with little bags of M&Ms. Then it's on with the S10 and wiring gloves and settle down to wait.
     
  14. Sorry, this thread was about fantasies rather than hobbies, wasn't it?

    It's just that....oh, well never mind. :oops:
     
  15. Now I thought this was "Sexual fantasies you have to shake your head at"?

    How about once a fortnight missionary position in a bed with the lights out only!

    That seems to be my missus sexual fantasy and I really do have to shake my head at that one.