"sexsomnia".. What the fuck?!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tiny_lewis, Dec 17, 2012.

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  1. Being married for 25 years means I don't remember having sex either.
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  2. Having "Gone ugly" several times, I wish I suffered from it.
  3. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    Glad it's not just fucking me then

    *Edited to say: Ironic use of the word "fucking" there.
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  4. Bastard you edited too quick.
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  5. Slowing down with old age, best stay up for horlicks
  6. Did you just type 'Old' in relation to me?
  7. Mature? Ripe?
  8. Alzheimers does have it's upside sometimes.
    I think....
  9. I thought the standard defence these days was to claim mental illness of one sort or another.
  10. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    No you're thinking of the chav mong's offspring in school...

    "It's ADHD innit blud?"

    Funny how it's only the mongs' kids that suffer from these newfound 'afflictions'.
  11. As excuses go that's right up there with 'the dog ate my homework'.

    I wonder if the arrogant prick pushed for that defence or if the defence team were trying to be smart arses.
  12. I didn't think Ms Moran spoke like that, nor Sgt Nightingale.
  13. There is a stated case around sleep-walking type disorders somewhere. I read it once for an exam

    I cannot remember the in's and out's (poor choice of words) of the legal example. But -

    BBC News - What is automatism?

    How you can erect this defence in the circumstances is beyond me.

    (yes, the puns are shit. I've had a beer).