Sexist Jokes

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  1. Sexist jokes.. Females get offended by them.. but have you, as a man, actually been offended by one?

    Anyway, let's hear some then ;)
     
  2. How can you tell if your wife is dead?.....The sex is the same but the dishes pile up!
     
  3. Blokes.......

    they're generally deemed to be sexist and jokes :D
     
  4. Whats worse than a male chauvinistic pig?.....A woman who won't do as she is told.
     
  5. What should you give a man who has everything?
    A woman to show him how to work it.
     
  6. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


    nothing, you've already told her twice
     
  7. How do you give a woman an orgasm?.....Who cares!?
     
  8. What do you give the girl who has everything? - Penicillin
     
  9. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

    A battery has a positive side.
     
  10. What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

    Made the chain too long.
     
  11. What did the blind woman with one leg and syphilis get for Christmas?

























    Cancer. The whore.
     
  12. Why don't women wear watches?




    There's a clock on the stove.
     
  13. Why are married women heavier than single women?
    Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
     
  14. The meaning of WIFE.....

    Washing
    Ironing
    F*cking
    Eating

    Not my definition........someone told me it!!
     
  15. why does the bride wear white?.............Cos it's nice if the dishwasher matches the fridge!