One of me overseas mates just sent me a new EXAM paper on diversity -its about women's issues Send us your answers to this lot - And have you ne others lads! Lol! 1.How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark. 2.What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Slap her. 3. What do you do if your washing machine breaks down? slap her too 4. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it. 5.Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. 6.What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual Harassment. 7.What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? £3.99 a minute. 8.How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.