Sexist Joke

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gaz_ED, Oct 31, 2008.

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  1. Bloke is next to his wife as she is giving birth.

    The wife is screaming:-

    "AAAAAAAAA!! AAAAAAAAA!!! GET IT OUT OF ME. IT F*CKING HURTS! THIS IS ALL YOUR F*CKING FAULT. YOU F*CKING B*STARD!!"

    Bloke replies:-

    "It's not my fault, love. I wanted to stick it up your a*se, but YOU said it'd hurt too much!"