Sexiest Cook

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by YANK60, Jan 13, 2006.

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  1. Here's my nomination:


    Rachel Ray (I've never been jealous of a spoon until now)

    The British ladies of the forum may go for this one, assuming he's a hetero, which I doubt.


    Even if he's not gay...I mean, forget Peewee, the land of geekdom has a new king.
  2. RTFQ


    She's not actually cooking, she's just sort of rubbing marmite on her fiz. Christ, even I can knock up beans on toast. Give me nigella lawson with her fist up a turkey anyday.
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    you'd think she noticed someone had skiffed her spoon!
  4. Strewth mate! You mean Vegemite, the Aussie Ambrosia dontcha? Just because we've had a fair run with the cricket of late, you don't want to antagonise the 'strines too much!
  5. Don't you mean 'her fist up her turkey' hahaha.
  6. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    Nigella, hmmmmmmmmmm, donuts.....

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  7. RTFQ


    No, I mean nice, thick tangy Kiwi marmite. Then she'll probably rub some paua fillets on her cheblies and smear some hokey pokey icecream across her loins. I'll wash it all off with some monteiths black.

    Aussies? I sh1t em.
  8. Fanny Craddock - clearly.........

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  9. As Johnny(Craddock) said"I hope your doughnuts turn out just like Fanny's"
  10. Surely you would be better off using ProMite?
  11. But we know why the girls like Jamie Oliver dont we:


    (look in the trouser area!)
  12. Admittedly, Nigella is beguiling in a slightly unsettling way, but when I need a little "thickening" I tune into Rachel Allen on Saturday morning

    Her mothers Icelandic, nuff said! :D
  13. Absolutely right with you there SMF. But it's the gentle oirish lilt that does it for me....
  14. They speak very highly of you too......
  15. Well i can tell you one "Chef" that it won't be and that is the fat slug balancing munter who sweated in the beans for us on Telic 1. Enough to put you off your Bean Burrito MRE.