Sexiest Cook

[YANK60]

Here's my nomination:

Rachel Ray (I've never been jealous of a spoon until now)

The British ladies of the forum may go for this one, assuming he's a hetero, which I doubt.

Even if he's not gay...I mean, forget Peewee, the land of geekdom has a new king.

 

[RTFQ]

She's not actually cooking, she's just sort of rubbing marmite on her fiz. Christ, even I can knock up beans on toast. Give me nigella lawson with her fist up a turkey anyday.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Here's my nomination:

Rachel Ray (I've never been jealous of a spoon until now)

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you'd think she noticed someone had skiffed her spoon!

 

[rickshaw]

She's not actually cooking, she's just sort of rubbing marmite on her fiz. Christ, even I can knock up beans on toast. Give me nigella lawson with her fist up a turkey anyday.

Strewth mate! You mean Vegemite, the Aussie Ambrosia dontcha? Just because we've had a fair run with the cricket of late, you don't want to antagonise the 'strines too much!

 

[Rowums]

She's not actually cooking, she's just sort of rubbing marmite on her fiz. Christ, even I can knock up beans on toast. Give me nigella lawson with her fist up a turkey anyday.

Don't you mean 'her fist up her turkey' hahaha.

 

[mysteron]

Nigella, hmmmmmmmmmm, donuts.....

 

[RTFQ]

She's not actually cooking, she's just sort of rubbing marmite on her fiz. Christ, even I can knock up beans on toast. Give me nigella lawson with her fist up a turkey anyday.

Strewth mate! You mean Vegemite, the Aussie Ambrosia dontcha? Just because we've had a fair run with the cricket of late, you don't want to antagonise the 'strines too much!

No, I mean nice, thick tangy Kiwi marmite. Then she'll probably rub some paua fillets on her cheblies and smear some hokey pokey icecream across her loins. I'll wash it all off with some monteiths black.

Aussies? I sh1t em.

 

[dog_soldier]

Fanny Craddock - clearly.........

 

[galgenberg]

Fanny Craddock - clearly.........

As Johnny(Craddock) said"I hope your doughnuts turn out just like Fanny's"

 

[dog_soldier]

She's not actually cooking, she's just sort of rubbing marmite on her fiz. Christ, even I can knock up beans on toast. Give me nigella lawson with her fist up a turkey anyday.

Strewth mate! You mean Vegemite, the Aussie Ambrosia dontcha? Just because we've had a fair run with the cricket of late, you don't want to antagonise the 'strines too much!

Surely you would be better off using ProMite?

 

[labrat]

But we know why the girls like Jamie Oliver dont we:

(look in the trouser area!)

 

[sandmanfez]

Admittedly, Nigella is beguiling in a slightly unsettling way, but when I need a little "thickening" I tune into Rachel Allen on Saturday morning

www.rachelsfavouritefood.com

Her mothers Icelandic, nuff said!

 

[Storeman Norman]

Admittedly, Nigella is beguiling in a slightly unsettling way, but when I need a little "thickening" I tune into Rachel Allen on Saturday morning

www.rachelsfavouritefood.com

Her mothers Icelandic, nuff said!

Absolutely right with you there SMF. But it's the gentle oirish lilt that does it for me....

 

[rickshaw]

She's not actually cooking, she's just sort of rubbing marmite on her fiz. Christ, even I can knock up beans on toast. Give me nigella lawson with her fist up a turkey anyday.

Strewth mate! You mean Vegemite, the Aussie Ambrosia dontcha? Just because we've had a fair run with the cricket of late, you don't want to antagonise the 'strines too much!

No, I mean nice, thick tangy Kiwi marmite. Then she'll probably rub some paua fillets on her cheblies and smear some hokey pokey icecream across her loins. I'll wash it all off with some monteiths black.

Aussies? I sh1t em.

They speak very highly of you too......

 

[the_guru]

Well i can tell you one "Chef" that it won't be and that is the fat slug balancing munter who sweated in the beans for us on Telic 1. Enough to put you off your Bean Burrito MRE.

 

[Harry_Boomers]

Home Cooking!

 

[Ventress]

Nigella every time, better than pron watching her do pasta!

 

[MK_1_Disrupter]

What about dyslexic chefs?

 

[spike7451]

Rachel Allen- She can stir my champ anyday!
Mind you,Nigella could poach my plums anyday!

 

[Bomb_Doctor]

Forget Nigella............

These two are gorgeous. Biker chicks too!