Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by squigeypie, May 3, 2007.

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  1. help, i was thinking about getting a sex change, i wanna brown baby so i can get a free house and milk tokens. however will i get to keep my army no. or will i get a new on? after 30 years with the same number i might find it hard to remember a new one. is there anyone out there who's gone through a similar experience
  2. As this is a sensitive subject may I suggest you post this on the REME or PARA forums as they seem to be the experts on this subject.
  3. Certainly not in the NAAFI anyway - it's usually reserved for humour mate.
  4. Why is it we never see Chimpy and squigeypie at the same time? Are they one and the same person?
  5. No, Chimpy's funny.
  6. I like a sex change sometimes, doggy one night, upsidedown the next.
    Have you tried feltching
  7. Whats up dear, do you want some one to make a man out of you
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You can save the expense and inconvenience by having some man-love. You simply pretend to be the woman and take it up the wrong-un. This way, if you decide that being the 'woman' is not for you, you can change your mind by simply stopping the 'mince'.

    For further information, please go to :hump: