Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by msscorpio, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and
    asks "What's for breakfast?"

    She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

    He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they
    have sex.

    Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

    She says "The egg timer's broken!"