sex vs cuddling

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  1. I am on/off seeing a special someone at the moment. The sex is great but as is often the problem quickly over. She claims that this is not an issue and that she prefers to cuddle the only problem is that she cost me about £500 an hour and the price soon builds up. Am I being insensitive or is £500 a bit steep for what amounts to 2 min of sex and 58 min of spooning?
     
  2. They've put the prices up at the Rose Garden since I was last there!
     
  3. Take some Viagra and get your hours worth, nothing beats Viagra sex and the look of shock on their face when you’re finally done is priceless :D
     
  4. Why not it's only natural!!

    Sparky
     
  5. She so special that you have to pay her/for it?!! Sod Viagra, next time you meet up, suggest blindfolds and shunt her with an overripe marrow. Surprise would be an understatement for the facial expression! :wink:

    Goku - you speaking from experience?! :D
     
  6. In the long run it will be cheaper than marrying the bint :lol:
     
  7. Is it 58 minutes of reach-around spooning?.. If so, keeps it as it stands - if not.....well......
     
  8. Why? then he will be paying the Bint but not getting any sex.

    Sparky
     
  9. Um yep - try reading that out loud for the class :lol:
     
  10. why not jus teach yourself some stamina? harden your mind to her charms (mo pun intended :p)