Sex Toys

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  1. Now we're all aware that most if not all females use sex toys, and even some of us men do. However, thought I'd share the usage of a toy probably unknown to most, yet readily available in supermarket store's. You can buy it without even causing embaressment to yourself if your that way inclined. No not the cucumber. Its an electrical item, well batt operated anyway. The lecky toothbrush, its a gem on the clitty. A ex bird of mine used it all the time and she swore by it. The rotating bristles up and down the now erect clitty and massaging it from its little hood does wonders to females.

    Anyone else got any ideas.

    B_T. :lol:
     
  2. I finger my own arse, it's free, and fun!
     
  3. You and that bloody toothbrush :lol:
     
  4. BT,

    Do you need to get a room? :D :D

    F
     
  5. I once knew a girl who could take this. Dunno what she got out of it, but it was interesting.
     
  6. Mum says you need to take some sort of "paternity" test for me, or something. Not quite sure why!
     
  7. Must have been some bucket :eek:
     
  8. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    JEEZUS WEPT! I'll bet that bought tears to the eyes!(or at least left a very roomy clacker!)
     
  9. end up with a fanny as slack as a wellie top 8O
     
  10. Me and Taboo do yeah. Xxxxxx

    B_T. :lol:
     
  11. Up her arse while you give her one doggy. Good girl.

    B_T.
     
  12. After that, be like chucking yer kit bag in the back of a lorry.

    I like em tight eh Taboo. Xxx

    B_T. :lol:
     
  13. blasphemy!!!! but i see your point!!!! :D
     
  14. for at least 2 cocks.

    B_T.
     
  15. female squaddie, yes :?: :wink: :?: :wink: