Sex Toys

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by bobby dumper, Oct 8, 2010.

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  1. Im really excited. My wife is bringing home my new sex toy later.............................
    Ive been waiting nine months for this!
  2. I cant believe that almost 100 people have read this and no one has any comments. Dirty bastard ;) made me chuckle though
  3. :yawnstretch:Probably because everybody else has already seen it on Sickipedia, days, if not weeks ago. :yawn:
  4. As a green alternative to anal beads why not string some conkers together and for your friends who enjoy S&M leave the spiky shells on.
  5. Yeah but conkers are banned by HSE apparntly they can damage your Knuckles
    Now id say if its gonna hurt your Knuckles your in too far